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[cashlin]

Heya, cavebros!

[A little wave! Hadrielites new and old, you're treated to a tattooed, more-enthusiastic-than-she-should-be redhead. She looks somewhat casual today, apart from the shotgun resting innocently across her lap, and is seated on her apartment's couch as if they weren't all facing imminent zombie-related terrors.]

Ignore Hyperion just now. Obviously, someone's been hitting whatever gross bathtub stash he and his weirdo roommate keep stocked: he's not aware that we're in the middle of a friggin' zombie apocalypse.

[hoo. anyway. Lilith huffs, rolling her eyes, and cocks her shotgun.]

I have a couple things I wanna propose to you guys, since nobody's gonna beat my Ms. Pac-Man score. Ever. [Yes, that IS a challenge.] I'm in my spire and getting bored of window-sniping zombies, so is anybody down for a rousing game of... I'unno, tabletop? I remember the rules well enough that we can use the boards and dice I salvaged from the stupid board games that the gods dropped all over the place. Either that or we can have a zombie-shooting party on the roof! It'll be fine. We can light some of 'em up-- that'll be sweet, right?

[Suddenly, there's an ominous groaning and shuffling from the other side of the room: Lilith, swearing under her breath, fires her gun at something off-camera that crumples with a resounding thump. She makes a little sound of disgust before setting her gun back down.]

Ugh. I wanted to keep that one, too... Maybe wait to come over 'till I throw this guy out the window.

[The camera briefly pans to a now-truly-dead undead she'd....kept tied up????? in the???? corner???? lilith wtf.... before she cuts the feed.]

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[crowboy]

[Corbin looks confused]

Whyd'ja keep one of 'em tied up like that? Ain't ya worried he might get out an' tryin' hurt ya?

[Because those things were bitey and that was no good. And they stunk something awful.]

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[infinite1up]

[Challenge: accepted]

I'd hold off on making too many plans until we have the matter of Ms. Pac-Man settled.

[silvercrusader]

[Zombies and kidnapping and weird gods: it's been an awful few days, to be sure. But that's a really pretty girl talking to them all, so maybe things are looking up.]

I'm a little better at close combat. You any good with a handgun?

[He really does mean it, too, but there's a flirtatious note in there as well. Close combat, y'know what I mean?]

[Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

Okay, I was about to be totally hype for tabletop, but what the fuck is with that zombie?

[Because Lilith please.]

[video]

[murderpotato]

You can eat a fuckin'--

[Wait. Wait a second, what the fuck does she have in there?]

Were you keepin' one of those fuckers in there with you?

[What the fuck, Lilith.]

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[meatbrained]

( hey lili, have a mildly traumatised teenager who has holed himself up in his girlfriend's room. )

I... ah, I don't think you should be keeping them.

( thanks, captain obvious. )

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[hotspurred]

[The sheer amount of disbelief and disdain that Henry feels in this moment may well be palpable through the phone.

Lilith. What are you doing. Please give up this dream.]

Have you spared thought for how Maketh shall respond to your... prisoner?

[Look, he's not calling it a pet because acknowledging that is too much idiocy for him.]

Tell me that was the only one you kept.

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[wormintheglass]

Lilith, dear heart, is there a reason you had a restrained zombie in your living room?

[Bianca appears to be in the park, resting up between attacks or something.]

My staser pistol doesn't work on undead, so I've been concentrating on hand to hand. But I am definitely up for a game later. I salvaged several intriguing ones myself.

[video]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh is clearly cycling through several very different emotions before she settles on 'strained but calm'. Very calm.] I will join you if you wish to shoot them from a distance.

[AHEM]

What. Is that.

[beanstalk]

[ Well then. Obviously Kanda has no clue what tabletop is, but he isn't going to admit it. Instead, why not focus on the thing that everyone else was focusing on? Especially if it means that he can heckle Lilith more :D ]

Lonely, much?

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[burn_all_the_babies]

Oh-hi!!

[ Waving frantically on the other end of the camera feed, was non other then Pandora's finest demolitions expert and she seemed more excited than normal. ]

Zombies. Video games on the network. Tabletop and Lilith the most sultry redhead I know~ Best. Day.Ever!

[ Grinning wildly into the feed, like she'd just been reunited with an old friend. ]

Just yor fine self gurl? Or do'ya got Mordy and ma man Brick locked up wit'cah too!? I am so FREAKIN' PUMPED!

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[smited]

I was going to ask about tabletop but I think the more pressing question is why in the Maker's name you have one of the undead in your apartment.

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[skelebro]

What's Hyperion?

[Clearly he's focusing on the salient aspects of this message, like literally everyone else is by posting about games instead of the incipient zombie apocalypse.]

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[fortunefavored]

I am totally in for tabletop as long as you don't have any more of those guys tied up in your apartment.

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[verinumeri]

[ Everyone has already stated the obvious. ]

I would suggest that you might also qualify as a weirdo roommate. Also, that your score is not as unreachable as you believe.

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[seventyeight]

If you're bored, have you considered . . .

[He pauses for a moment. To think. And then:]

Have you considered literally anything other than this?

[video]

[attagirl]

Wait, uh - like Bunkers and Badasses?

[ he's never played, but some of the guys in dahl used to. and he'd briefly listened in on tina's game, whatever. ]