video; give or take a half hour after rhys' post

[cashlin]

Heya, cavebros!

[A little wave! Hadrielites new and old, you're treated to a tattooed, more-enthusiastic-than-she-should-be redhead. She looks somewhat casual today, apart from the shotgun resting innocently across her lap, and is seated on her apartment's couch as if they weren't all facing imminent zombie-related terrors.]

Ignore Hyperion just now. Obviously, someone's been hitting whatever gross bathtub stash he and his weirdo roommate keep stocked: he's not aware that we're in the middle of a friggin' zombie apocalypse.

[hoo. anyway. Lilith huffs, rolling her eyes, and cocks her shotgun.]

I have a couple things I wanna propose to you guys, since nobody's gonna beat my Ms. Pac-Man score. Ever. [Yes, that IS a challenge.] I'm in my spire and getting bored of window-sniping zombies, so is anybody down for a rousing game of... I'unno, tabletop? I remember the rules well enough that we can use the boards and dice I salvaged from the stupid board games that the gods dropped all over the place. Either that or we can have a zombie-shooting party on the roof! It'll be fine. We can light some of 'em up-- that'll be sweet, right?

[Suddenly, there's an ominous groaning and shuffling from the other side of the room: Lilith, swearing under her breath, fires her gun at something off-camera that crumples with a resounding thump. She makes a little sound of disgust before setting her gun back down.]

Ugh. I wanted to keep that one, too... Maybe wait to come over 'till I throw this guy out the window.

[The camera briefly pans to a now-truly-dead undead she'd....kept tied up????? in the???? corner???? lilith wtf.... before she cuts the feed.]

Comments

[verinumeri]

How proud you must be. Will it be a terrible blow to be dethroned?

[cashlin]

Tbh?

I dont think you can take me.

[verinumeri]

Miss Lilith, you are speaking with a 'nerd' who grew up with the game. While experience does not necessarily lead to skill, you might moderate your bravado so to reduce later embarrassment.

[cashlin]

Talk is cheap, even when you're talking to a thesaurus. Either gimme a high score or move along.

[verinumeri]

Momentarily.

[cashlin]

[ :| ]

Screenshot or no dice.

[fortunefavored]

if i had a popcorn.gif right now, i would insert it right here

[cashlin]

Theres no way he's gonna beat me. He's foolin himself.

[verinumeri]

Tell me, Miss Lilith, what time do you wake up in the morning?

[cashlin]

Lets go with a safe ten.

[verinumeri]

You'll have to get up earlier than that.

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1/????

[cashlin]

[cashlin]

[cashlin]

[?????????????????!!!!!!????!??!]

and done

[cashlin]

BITCH YOU'RE GOING DOWN

[And she's not going to reply to him for a long while, because GUESS WHO'S GOING TO SPEND ALL NON-ZOMBIE TIME PLAYING MS. PAC-MAN.]

[verinumeri]

I did warn you.

[ too smug to be offended by the language tbh ]

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[fortunefavored]

i'm just gonna warn u right now that you are clearly underestimating Hermann back-in-my-day-all-video-games-were-8bit Gottlieb

[cashlin]

[she's taking this so seriously really]

PffffffFFFFfffffffff

[fortunefavored]

i mean, i hate to say i told you so, but....

[cashlin]

shut up omg

[verinumeri]

Dr. Hermann Back-in-My-Day-All-Video-Games-were-8-Bit Gottlieb.

[fortunefavored]

he says like his thesis was in ms pac man or smthn

[verinumeri]

Don't be ridiculous.

[verinumeri]

It would be more convenient with a networked leaderboard.

[cashlin]

@rhys get on this now

[SHE'S GONNA TEXT HIM. WATCH HER.]