sixth; voice (knock on the door and the door knocks back)

[bekommen]

It's gotten worse out there. Bar's closed until further fucking notice.

[Yeah, someone's a little on edge. But hey, it's just another day in the murdercave, right? There's a loud crash in the background, something that sounds like shattering glass, and Nick mutters something under her breath that is probably better left unheard for the rest of those listening to her broadcast.]

And just in case you were all snoozing through the last bunch of messages about this shit, these are zombies. We may only have these fuckers in movies and TV and shit where I'm from, but everyone knows you don't fuck around with them, all right? You get bit, you're done, end of story. So don't try to be a hero. Get to high ground and if you're stuck where you have to fight one, aim for the head.

[She's read The Zombie Survival Guide, OK.]

And Fear? Everyone knows this is your bullshit. You're still a huge fucking creep.

Comments

: Voice

[funnybird]

Heh. Parrots don't have any style! I, on the other wing, have quite a bit of class.

[ Can you hear the ego yet? ]

For the record, I've never actually seen a movie. Only heard about them a little bit.

: Voice

[bekommen]

Well, yeah, it's not like they have movie theaters for birds.

[Or do they?]

: Voice

[funnybird]

No. At least I don't think so? Not in Arcadia at least. Probably in Stark though.

But if it's anything like puppet theater, I'd love it. I love puppet theater.

: Voice

[bekommen]

... Can't really say I've seen enough puppet theater to make the comparison.