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[retiredfromhell]

[ It's been awhile since a certain someone has been seen around these parts.

Where has he been? What has he been up to?

Surely you don't expect the devil to answer those sorts of questions; do you?

Besides, according to the video, someone is gingerly picking his way through bits and pieces of zombie parts. Rather than looking disturbed, he appears merely curious as he rolls a dead zombie with the toe of a shoe before hunkering down to study it. ]

Well, well. It would seem I've missed the party.

I'm assuming this was a party? Really you lot, what have you been up to in my absence?

[ Straightening gracefully he stepped over the body and continued along. ]

While I'd love to be brought up to speed on why there are bits of corpses everywhere, there is a more important question for the moment.

Castiel, please tell me that you and Dean have sorted yourselves out?

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[retiredfromhell]

I can't decide if that's reassuring or utterly depressing.

[ He glanced around at the corpses and gave an arm a lazy sort of kick. ]

Though I don't recall all the bodies?

[skelebro]

[You can take it from Sans: it's both.]

Yeah, there was a wash of those through here. Zombies, I think everyone called 'em.

[retiredfromhell]

Here I thought those were just some recent cultural fad. [ He remarked in an unimpressed tone. ]

Are they all dead ... again ... then?

[skelebro]

Should be.

[He's not having to keep on his toes, figuratively speaking, trying to avoid getting gnoshed on, at least.]

The things kinda made a real racket, moaning and groaning and the like. Place is real quiet now.

[retiredfromhell]

Small mercies, I suppose. [ He muttered, giving a couple of body parts a wry look, before he began to walk along again. ]

Anything else of any interest?

[skelebro]

Depends on what y'mean by "interest".

[He slits open an eyesocket to watch lazily, seemingly unperturbed.]

[retiredfromhell]

Surprise me. [ Lucifer asked, his tone more than a little dry. ]

[skelebro]

Well, apparently a prototype of something called a "Ms. Pacman" has been released. Everyone's now rarin' for the enviable title of "keeper of the highest score".

It's a real gripping competition. Everybody's glued to their seats.

[retiredfromhell]

Oh! Is that the one where the little yellow circle has the bow on it?

[ He sounds positively enthused by this. No, seriously, enthused. ]

I like that one. The cut scenes are adorable.

[skelebro]

Are they?

[He's got no idea what kinda coding Rhys laid down on that thing. He can appreciate the effort, though.]

Timing could'a been better, but at least we had some entertainment during the zombie apocalypse.