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[fourthreturned]

I have been informed by my siblings what has occurred in my absence from Hadriel. I am Confusion, and you are our new citizens for the time being.

I would strongly recommend that you do not go into the tunnels. They are there for protection, not recreation. However, since apparently you can't be trusted to listen to warnings, by tomorrow all of your communication devices that Hope has provided you with should be updated to include navigational assistance.

I would appreciate it if you took detailed notes regarding any malfunctions that occur while in the caves should you survive the incident.

Comments

[fourthreturned]

I have much work I need to do within the city for the time being. Do you require assistance?

[ishotyouuu]

maybe

i think im lost in ur eyes

can u maybe help me out? ;)

[fourthreturned]

I could help you off a cliff.

[ishotyouuu]

ooh ur sassy

i like my gods sassy ngl

[fourthreturned]

Do you have a lot of experience with gods? Aside from my siblings.

[ishotyouuu]

Death and i used to date

does that count

[fourthreturned]

I'm not familiar with that one which is probably for the best because trying to imagine how that would even work with one of your species is a little like??? Gross??

[ishotyouuu]

hey dont knock it if youve never tried it doll

in any case we never made it past second base

she was an amazing kisser tho

[fourthreturned]

Wait a second

how are the bases involved?

[ishotyouuu]

its a long and complicated process

play ur cards right and we can go through all four together ;)

[fourthreturned]

Bases AND cards? Your copulation process is needlessly complicated for how simple your configuration is.

[ishotyouuu]

nah its all pretty simple if u know what ur doing

if you come over sometime i can give u a free lesson ;)

[fourthreturned]

Ew.

[ishotyouuu]

[...Harsh, Connie.]

what, humans not ur type or something

[fourthreturned]

is that what you call yourselves?

[ishotyouuu]

[Wait, what?]

well i mean technically im not a human but i started out as one

cant speak for the rest of the ppl here tho

why

what would u call us

[fourthreturned]

Bothersome.

[ishotyouuu]

u kno what

ur not very nice :(

[fourthreturned]

Oh my gosh??? Really???? No one has EVER said that about me before!!! :( :( :( :( :(

[ishotyouuu]

wow does anyone have an antidote

cuz i just got sarcasm poisoning

[fourthreturned]

Check the clinic maybe they can fix your personality too.

[ishotyouuu]

nah thats a chronic problem

incurable

possibly fatal but ive been lucky so far

[fourthreturned]

Keep it up and I'm sure Hope will be able to resurrect Tranquility and Love super fast!

[ishotyouuu]

how do u figure that

[fourthreturned]

Hope.

It's his deal, his whole power source? Try to keep up.