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[fourthreturned]

I have been informed by my siblings what has occurred in my absence from Hadriel. I am Confusion, and you are our new citizens for the time being.

I would strongly recommend that you do not go into the tunnels. They are there for protection, not recreation. However, since apparently you can't be trusted to listen to warnings, by tomorrow all of your communication devices that Hope has provided you with should be updated to include navigational assistance.

I would appreciate it if you took detailed notes regarding any malfunctions that occur while in the caves should you survive the incident.

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[circumitus]

if you didn't want people going into the tunnels then maybe you shouldn't have fucked with our sense of direction so anyone could wander in there by accident.

[fourthreturned]

I have been lead to believe you were venturing into the tunnels before I was restored. Was that information incorrect?

[whichend]

Do you enjoy the earth thing called science?

[fourthreturned]

Science is not earth specific.

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[knifecollecting]

Oh, sure, give us the maps after we spend days lost...

[Jo likes this idea, though.]

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[fourthreturned]

I would hope you would not spend days lost AFTER receiving a map.

[ishotyouuu]

holy SHIT ur hot

im sittin down but im still givin u a standing ovation rn ;)

[fourthreturned]

I don't understand that reference. Could you clarify?

[purpleknee]

I am going to find what you love and burn it.

[fourthreturned]

Good luck with that.

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[dedikated]

What exactly did you do to our powers?

( because uh... hers don't usually work like that even remotely*.

*as far as she is aware. )

[fourthreturned]

It was an unfortunate but expected side effect of my revival. Any additional abilities you possess should be returning to normal within the next few days. If they continue to malfunction past that time please let me know.

[verinumeri]

Welcome back, Miss Confusion. Did the tunnels always serve that purpose?

[fourthreturned]

Yes. They were created for that purpose.

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[thechoiceisyours]

Hi, Confusion. Thanks for the GPS; we'll get a lot of use out of it.

[As soon as it goes up he'll be working on putting it into the emergency alert program for sure.]

[Text]

[fourthreturned]

You are welcome. Be responsible.

[keep_smiling]

Confusion! Well that explains that. Everything will be okay from here on out, yes? No more ending up in random places, or powers going out of whack? ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

[fourthreturned]

The expansion of my concept upon my revival should even out shortly, yes.

[turbulentwind]

finally we get some decent gps around here

been wandering around for hours

[fourthreturned]

It won't imbue a sense of direction in those naturally lacking, but it will assist in navigation.

[the_avenging_angel]

Where are my sestras?

[fourthreturned]

Please define word 'sestras'

[missionfail]

THESE COMMUNICATORS ARE WORTHLESS

[fourthreturned]

You appear to be currently using one.

[64th]

Confusion. Hi. Do you understand sarcasm?

[fourthreturned]

Are you aware that an ability to understand does not necessarily include an ability or reason to care?

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[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh, wow. She's... very beautiful. ]

What are the tunnels protecting us from? Besides the monsters, that is. Or is that all?

Also, thank you for the GPS!
It'll definitely come in handy.

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[fourthreturned]

The monsters are what you should be worrying about. That and getting lost and dying from dehydration, apparently your species is stupidly susceptible to that.

[oversear]

Hello, Madam Confusion.

Can you tell us if the tunnels may lead us home? Or is the door the only way out?

[fourthreturned]

The door brought you here and it's what can send you back. Before you ask, I don't know how to work it.

[wipedclean]

It's not recreation it's, as you say, protection.

[fourthreturned]

You put yourself in danger so that you... don't put yourself in danger?

What color of stupid is that, exactly?