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[fourthreturned]

I have been informed by my siblings what has occurred in my absence from Hadriel. I am Confusion, and you are our new citizens for the time being.

I would strongly recommend that you do not go into the tunnels. They are there for protection, not recreation. However, since apparently you can't be trusted to listen to warnings, by tomorrow all of your communication devices that Hope has provided you with should be updated to include navigational assistance.

I would appreciate it if you took detailed notes regarding any malfunctions that occur while in the caves should you survive the incident.

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[fourthreturned]

All of you not dying = Hope whining less = Happier literally everyone

[keep_smiling]

Fine, fine. If it'll get you all to smile for me, I'll do whatever it takes! But you really shouldn't worry about a silly old immortal like me.

[fourthreturned]

You're really concerned about making us smile?

[keep_smiling]

Yes, of course! Honestly, I'm concerned with everyone's smiles, but yours are no less important to me. (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡

[video]

[fourthreturned]

[Aw, hey, guess what you get Elmer? Confusion switches to video for just one reply, and the smile that she gives him in it is positively beatific and charming. Is this really the same god that's been so rude?? Surely it can't be!]

You're a fucking idiot.

[... Nevermind it totally is. All said with a smile. The video clicks off after that.]