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[fourthreturned]

I have been informed by my siblings what has occurred in my absence from Hadriel. I am Confusion, and you are our new citizens for the time being.

I would strongly recommend that you do not go into the tunnels. They are there for protection, not recreation. However, since apparently you can't be trusted to listen to warnings, by tomorrow all of your communication devices that Hope has provided you with should be updated to include navigational assistance.

I would appreciate it if you took detailed notes regarding any malfunctions that occur while in the caves should you survive the incident.

Comments

[whichend]

Have you learned anything important?

[fourthreturned]

That your species as a whole seems shockingly talented at doing the idiotic.

[whichend]

That's not important, that's obvious.

[fourthreturned]

thank goodness not all of you are offended by that being pointed out

[whichend]

It's usually only the stupid ones who get offended. Smart people know what's going on.

[fourthreturned]

I wonder if the Door attracts the stupid ones then.

[whichend]

That's your problem, isn't it?