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[fourthreturned]

I have been informed by my siblings what has occurred in my absence from Hadriel. I am Confusion, and you are our new citizens for the time being.

I would strongly recommend that you do not go into the tunnels. They are there for protection, not recreation. However, since apparently you can't be trusted to listen to warnings, by tomorrow all of your communication devices that Hope has provided you with should be updated to include navigational assistance.

I would appreciate it if you took detailed notes regarding any malfunctions that occur while in the caves should you survive the incident.

Comments

[keep_smiling]

Confusion! Well that explains that. Everything will be okay from here on out, yes? No more ending up in random places, or powers going out of whack? ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

[fourthreturned]

The expansion of my concept upon my revival should even out shortly, yes.

[keep_smiling]

Oh, good, good. Things got a little harrowing there for awhile, but not as harrowing as they usually get. So that's something to smile about!

If you need someone to map out the caves, I'm your guy. I don't exactly enjoying being attacked and eaten by monsters, but unlike everyone else, I'll survive it since I'm immortal. /o/

[fourthreturned]

I made them, I'm good. Don't die from them, Hope whines when you die.

[keep_smiling]

That's fine, then. But Hope shouldn't whine if I die, right? I get up just a few moments later, from everything. Well, with the exception of the last few days. I accidentally died and then came back sort of... undead? Unliving? Sort of like a zombie but without the craving for brains. It's very strange.

[fourthreturned]

See that's what I mean. Stuff like that. Don't do that.

[keep_smiling]

Well, normally I come back fit as a fiddle. This is the first time anything like this zombie deal has happened. But, if it will make you all happier, I'll do my best to stay as safe as I can. /o/

[fourthreturned]

All of you not dying = Hope whining less = Happier literally everyone

[keep_smiling]

Fine, fine. If it'll get you all to smile for me, I'll do whatever it takes! But you really shouldn't worry about a silly old immortal like me.

[fourthreturned]

You're really concerned about making us smile?

[keep_smiling]

Yes, of course! Honestly, I'm concerned with everyone's smiles, but yours are no less important to me. (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡

[video]

[fourthreturned]

[Aw, hey, guess what you get Elmer? Confusion switches to video for just one reply, and the smile that she gives him in it is positively beatific and charming. Is this really the same god that's been so rude?? Surely it can't be!]

You're a fucking idiot.

[... Nevermind it totally is. All said with a smile. The video clicks off after that.]