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[lingeringhope]

You may have noticed some abnormal behavior regarding the Door. Normally it doesn't bring in anything so large, and we did not expect it to do so this time. Delight and I have been attempting to alter the Door to send you home, as you have so often requested, but as I have said again and again, we have very little knowledge in this area. We will try again.

My appreciation for those who slew the dragons. We did not intend on their arrival, and I would be willing to grant you a favor in return for your efforts - if it's within my power, and not too foolish.

Comments

[purpleknee]

Why are you so bad at everything?

[lingeringhope]

Why are you so disagreeable?

[purpleknee]

I already gave you my excuse. No heart. What's yours? No brain? My uncle didn't have one either, but he was still better at things than you.

[lingeringhope]

If you don't wish to go home, we can stop trying.

[purpleknee]

Wow you're even bad at answering questions.

[lingeringhope]

That was not a question, it was a poorly thought out insult. Do you have any actual questions?

[purpleknee]

[Well, he didn't give him any books, so he probably wouldn't give him a dog, either... Hrgh.]

The other people like to bother you for things but that hasn't been going so well clearly. Is there any "god" that you think I'll find helpful? Or at least competent.

[lingeringhope]

Your attitude is similar to Confusion's. You would not get along, but at least then you would not be talking to me.

[purpleknee]

I hate Confusion even more than I hate you. Congratulations on the silver medal.

[lingeringhope]

What are you hoping to accomplish with your aggressive insults?

[purpleknee]

[attention.]

Maybe wanting to be rid of me will make you work faster on getting us home. In the meantime, it's keeping me amused. Haven't found any new books yet.

[lingeringhope]

In fact, the general reaction to my attempt to send all of you home is making it seem as if it is not worth trying at all.

[purpleknee]

What do you want, a fruit basket? Sure, I'll hop on over to the orchard and get you one. You really think deadly dragons deserve a round of applause?

[lingeringhope]

Attempting to give you what you ask for deserves, at the very least, less hostility.

[purpleknee]

In my experience, people judge on actions over intentions. Shame.

/threadjack because gdit Warrick

[thechoiceisyours]

Dude, I thought I specifically said not to be a dick to Hope.

[Maybe not in those exact words, but still. And despite his comment he's not really annoyed, just long-suffering at this point because why does no one ever listens to him, alas.]

[purpleknee]

I don't remember that at all.

[tbh he wasn't listening too closely, SORRY MAN]

He shouldn't be so useless to me.

[thechoiceisyours]

[How dare!!!1!]

You've been here like a month.

[purpleknee]

Your point? It's been a rough month. And that doesn't change that everyone has been here long enough and the best he can do is bring in monsters.

[secondreturned]

You're so mean... we really are doing our best! Have you ever tried to do something and not been really good at it right away?

[purpleknee]

[Oh...? God number three, okay. Interesting.]

Stop whining. [Warrick for FUCK'S SAKE] I did say "in my experience" didn't I? And I could say I really am doing my best not to lose my temper with everyone here, but somehow "hasn't burned anything down" isn't a quality you people consider to be nice.

[secondreturned]

I think it's very nice of you to not set fire to things, if that's what you want to do.

[purpleknee]

[what]

Oh

Well

Thanks I guess?

[Things he wasn't expecting: that.]

[lingeringhope]

In that case, you must not be very popular.

[purpleknee]

Wow impressive deduction.