| one. video. 16th oct. just not what you seek of me.

[meatbrained]

( at approximately 7 am, Hadriel Local Time, the residents of Upset Dweeb Until Dawn house may just find themselves woken up by the yelling from Matt and Emily's room.

(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)

for the fortunate residents of Shitpost Shithole Cavetown that don't overhear this commotion, there's a helpful post a few minutes later.

... is that...?

yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )

This- um. Does this belong to anyone?

( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )

( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )

Comments

audio; guess who doesnt want to keep staring at a hand

[iustitiae]

Dude, try a trigger warning next time.

audio; dude him either?

[meatbrained]

Crap. ( yeah probably not what people wanna wake up to. )

... Man, I wish I'd had one.

( next time there's a severed hand on his thigh tho... )

audio

[iustitiae]

Even more reason you could've spared us.

[is he doing a passable impression of "wow this is the first time i've seen severed body parts" and not an actual "i am actually triggered rn" because he sure hopes so]

audio

[meatbrained]

( it seems so, since Matt doesn't pick up on it. but then. 18 year old jock what do you expect? )

Next time there's a severed hand on my thigh, I'll think about it.

audio

[iustitiae]

[perfect yes mission accomplished. he is just so talented so good at this in fact he will continue to prove that by making jokes in poor taste, his specialty]

Little early to be getting handsy.

audio

[meatbrained]

( get you, you professional liar. )

So not funny.

( it is Matt. just. not for you because you thought you were getting lucky. )

audio

[iustitiae]

It's a little bit funny.

audio

[meatbrained]

( B( MAYBE IN A FEW DAYS. )

... No.

( his thigh, Connor. his very naked thigh. )

audio

[iustitiae]

You must be so disappointed.

audio

[meatbrained]

Wasn't exactly the wake up I wanted.

( there are better hands for his thigh. )

audio

[iustitiae]

What, no one to finish the job for you?

audio

[meatbrained]

( wow rude. )

You think anyone would be in the mood after that?

audio

[iustitiae]

That's one way to get your mind off of it.