| one. video. 16th oct. just not what you seek of me.

[meatbrained]

( at approximately 7 am, Hadriel Local Time, the residents of Upset Dweeb Until Dawn house may just find themselves woken up by the yelling from Matt and Emily's room.

(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)

for the fortunate residents of Shitpost Shithole Cavetown that don't overhear this commotion, there's a helpful post a few minutes later.

... is that...?

yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )

This- um. Does this belong to anyone?

( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )

( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )

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audio; guess who doesnt want to keep staring at a hand

[iustitiae]

Dude, try a trigger warning next time.

[wormintheglass]

[Bianca raises both hands, theatrically turning one and then the other in front of the camera.]

I don't seem to be missing any, dearheart. Is it fresh?

action.

[sedula]

[Sam doesn't question why there's a baseball bat suddenly by her bedside, or how it got there in the first place - when she's startled awake by the yelling, she jumps to her feet, grabs the bat, and dashes toward the sound of the commotion. Seconds later, she's banging on the door to Matt and Emily's room, heart racing, nerves on edge, bat in hand and 100% ready to knock something down, if necessary.]

Hey! What's going on in there?

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Chris was very asleep when the screaming happened, and now he's very not asleep. So he's squinting at the camera, having yet to realize he should put on his glasses, hair sticking up ridiculously, but he's obviously awake enough to make stupid jokes because--]

Dude, no one wants to hear about you guys getting handsy at this hour. Or like, ever.

[Clearly this is an appropriate reaction to his friends finding a severed hand in their bed.]

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[unfollowing]

[This motherfucker.]

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR STUPID JOKES, CHRIS. There's a severed hand inour bed and it's gross!

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[thechoiceisyours]

[No amount of yelling can make him not feel pleased with himself about this. Also he's not stopping.]

Yeah, uh, someone probably wants that back. You should give them a hand.

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[skelebro]

[Sorry guys, but this is too perfect a punchline to pass up. And you know how Sans loves punchlines.

So when the feed clicks on, Sans is holding...one of his own bony hands, apparently detached from his body, and is just kinda tapping it idly against the radius of the arm it belonged to.]

Oh hey. That's neat.

[They match! He waves the disembodied, skeletal hand at the camera with the widest, most shit-eating grin imaginable.]

Let's give you a hand.

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[verinumeri]

[ remember how little Hermann likes video?

look at this exception

just for this. See icon. ]

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[repelling]

[ he should probably have waited a moment to collect himself but ishida uryuu is AGITATED ]

W-why is the first thing whether it belongs to someone?!

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[unfollowing]

[THIS LITTLE SHIT.]

You know what? Why don't you take it, so someone other than you helps you jerk off at night?

[You'd best believe she still sounds freaked out, grossed out, and upset.]

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[skelebro]

[Aw, c'mon. This is comedy gold, right here.]

What? Not handy enough for ya?

/takes the next tag yolo

[unfollowing]

[Emily is not sorry her screams woke up the rest of the house. There is a SEVERED HAND IN THEIR BED, that merits screaming so early in the morning!

Her chant of gross gross GROSS continues as she gets out of bed and backs away from the stray body part. She happens to be close to the door when Sam bangs on it. The sound makes her scream again, and jump back, and she's ready to lose it when Sam's voice cuts through the chaos that possibly only exists in Emily's head.

Shuddering, almost crying, she opens the door for Sam.]

There's a hand on the bed! [Her response is shrill and shaky and she gives zero fucks holy shit.] Jesus, what the fuck!

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[thechoiceisyours]

Uh, it's probably like, cold and stiff and whatever.

[He's not too asleep to make stupid puns, but he is too asleep to get particularly annoyed. He can tell she's genuinely unhappy though, so he'll back off just a bit.]

But hey, maybe Mike'll want it.

[Making fun of Mike is usually a pretty good route to go with Emily.]

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[verinumeri]

Poor taste, Mr. Sans.

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[unfollowing]

It's gotta be better than your own hands, you fucking dip.

[This stupid argument is actually helping her calm down. It's a little piece of normal on this weird as fuck morning.]

Oh my god, don't talk to me about him.

[Not this time, nerdbrain.]

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[skelebro]

[He is really hopin' this isn't about the wrist thing. Because, uh. Yeah, he still feels like absolute garbage about that.

As it is, Sans gestures with the stump of his wrist indicatively.]

Just tryin' to lighten the mood. Too much?

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[verinumeri]

[ It is not. ]

There is a dismembered body part, Mr. Sans. Someone at some point had their hand cut off and with much less ease than you are currently demonstrating. This may herald more body parts. Poor taste, Mr. Sans.

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[skelebro]

Hands can be re-attached.

[Case in point: he reattaches his with a faint click-pop of balls and sockets snicking into place.]

So, uh, just to clarify: are you worried there's gonna be more body parts rainin' from the ceiling?

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Oh well. Win some lose some. Chris is obviously losing a lot at the moment, since he still hasn't even remembered to put on his glasses.]

So not true. Also what if that's like, someone who's here's hand? Creepy and not cool.

[Just saying, as if that's the main issue here.]

But uh, either way you probably shouldn't like... Leave it there.

[It'll probably start decomposing and wow gross.]

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[verinumeri]

Your hand can be reattached.

[ Ugh. ]

It's possible.

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[skelebro]

Guess I'll have to keep an eyesocket out. Y'know, to stay ahead of the game.

[heueheueehueeuehehe]

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[verinumeri]

[ Oh

no.

He swung that door wide open.

SO HE IS HANGING UP. ]

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[unfollowing]

Oh god. I'm going to be sick.

[She makes a face. If she's faking it, she looks really convincing.

(She's not faking it.)]

audio; dude him either?

[meatbrained]

Crap. ( yeah probably not what people wanna wake up to. )

... Man, I wish I'd had one.

( next time there's a severed hand on his thigh tho... )

\o/

[meatbrained]

( Matt is just standing in horror, frozen, staring at the hand on the bed, unable to say anything for a long moment. )

It- Sam, it just appeared. ( he's. what. why is this his life does he deserve this? ) Like, outta nowhere.