meatbrained: (| four. scared.)
matt. ([personal profile] meatbrained) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-10-15 04:57 pm

| one. video. 16th oct. just not what you seek of me.

( at approximately 7 am, Hadriel Local Time, the residents of Upset Dweeb Until Dawn house may just find themselves woken up by the yelling from Matt and Emily's room.

(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)

for the fortunate residents of Shitpost Shithole Cavetown that don't overhear this commotion, there's a helpful post a few minutes later.

... is that...?

yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )


This- um. Does this belong to anyone?

( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )

( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )
thechoiceisyours: (★ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴜɪʟᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴇᴍɴᴇᴅ)

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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-15 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[No amount of yelling can make him not feel pleased with himself about this. Also he's not stopping.]

Yeah, uh, someone probably wants that back. You should give them a hand.
unfollowing: (are you kidding me)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-15 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS LITTLE SHIT.]

You know what? Why don't you take it, so someone other than you helps you jerk off at night?

[You'd best believe she still sounds freaked out, grossed out, and upset.]
thechoiceisyours: (❄ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏ ᴏɴ)

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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-15 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, it's probably like, cold and stiff and whatever.

[He's not too asleep to make stupid puns, but he is too asleep to get particularly annoyed. He can tell she's genuinely unhappy though, so he'll back off just a bit.]

But hey, maybe Mike'll want it.

[Making fun of Mike is usually a pretty good route to go with Emily.]
unfollowing: (it was just a prank)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-15 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's gotta be better than your own hands, you fucking dip.

[This stupid argument is actually helping her calm down. It's a little piece of normal on this weird as fuck morning.]

Oh my god, don't talk to me about him.

[Not this time, nerdbrain.]
thechoiceisyours: (★ ʟɪᴋᴇ ғɪʀᴇs ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ)

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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-15 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh well. Win some lose some. Chris is obviously losing a lot at the moment, since he still hasn't even remembered to put on his glasses.]

So not true. Also what if that's like, someone who's here's hand? Creepy and not cool.

[Just saying, as if that's the main issue here.]

But uh, either way you probably shouldn't like... Leave it there.

[It'll probably start decomposing and wow gross.]
unfollowing: (teary)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-15 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god. I'm going to be sick.

[She makes a face. If she's faking it, she looks really convincing.

(She's not faking it.)]
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh why this.]

I-It's okay, just... Put a pillow or a sheet or something over it.

[And then make your boyfriend deal with putting it somewhere.]
unfollowing: ($600 torch)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-15 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
['Put a pillow or a sheet or something over it'??? What the fuck.]

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

[OF COURSE SHE'S MAKING MATT DEAL WITH IT.]
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-15 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well geez I assumed looking at it was making things worse but wow, nevermind.

[Stop yelling at him omg it's too early for this.]
unfollowing: ($600 torch)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-15 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S STILL THERE, YOU MORON. Are you still in like the object impermanence phase??

[STOP BEING AN IDIDOT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE'S A HAND ON THE BED.]
Edited 2016-10-15 23:39 (UTC)
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, there's kind of a difference between knowing it's there but not seeing it and just staring at it.

[But he suddenly realizes he probably has a lot more experience with seeing these sort of things, and fortunately his empathy is one of the first things to come online for him after waking up. So okay, he's finally finding his glasses and getting up, because he's obviously not going to be getting back to sleep and he might as well get try to save his friends from a dead hand.]
unfollowing: ($600 torch)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-15 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What, like I'm fucking staring at the hand that just fucking showed up in our bed?

[Jesus Christ Chris, why would you think she's staring at it holy shit??]
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-15 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe?

[But okay, if she's not looking at it then that's something. He supposes.

He shuts off the feed and just heads upstairs instead, knocking on Emily's door.]
unfollowing: (are you kidding me)

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[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-16 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately for Chris, Emily doesn't get a chance to reply before he comes up to her and Matt's room.

Unfortunately for Chris, that doesn't mean the yelling will stop any time soon.]


Oh my god are you here to stare at it? Is that your new nerdy kink or something?
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-16 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Patience, Chris. Remember she's just freaked out.]

Yeah, you know how much I love severed limbs and whatever. No, I uh, came up here to see if I could help, because it kind of seems like you needed it.

[Matt too, considering no one's done anything about the hand yet.]
unfollowing: (cries)

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-20 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Just get it out of here, ew!

[She'll just stay here by the door, thank you both.]
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-20 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah um, ice is probably a good idea. Do uh, do you have anything to pick it up with?

[Something better than just a towel or whatever.]
unfollowing: (teary)

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-10-20 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse you??]

No! Oh my god, Matt, why would you even ask that!
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-10-20 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chris is so not saying anything, just giving Matt a look that is clearly "You're on your own, bro."]
unfollowing: (cries)

guess who didn't see this til now and is very sorry

[personal profile] unfollowing 2016-11-04 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh just wrap it up in sheets and throw it in the freezer or something!

[Get it out of here get it away get it away get it away!]