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| one. video. 16th oct. just not what you seek of me.
( at approximately 7 am, Hadriel Local Time, the residents of Upset Dweeb Until Dawn house may just find themselves woken up by the yelling from Matt and Emily's room.
(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)
for the fortunate residents ofShitpost Shithole Cavetown that don't overhear this commotion, there's a helpful post a few minutes later.
... is that...?
yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )
This- um. Does this belong to anyone?
( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )
( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )
(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)
for the fortunate residents of
... is that...?
yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )
This- um. Does this belong to anyone?
( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )
( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )
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Yeah, uh, someone probably wants that back. You should give them a hand.
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You know what? Why don't you take it, so someone other than you helps you jerk off at night?
[You'd best believe she still sounds freaked out, grossed out, and upset.]
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[He's not too asleep to make stupid puns, but he is too asleep to get particularly annoyed. He can tell she's genuinely unhappy though, so he'll back off just a bit.]
But hey, maybe Mike'll want it.
[Making fun of Mike is usually a pretty good route to go with Emily.]
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[This stupid argument is actually helping her calm down. It's a little piece of normal on this weird as fuck morning.]
Oh my god, don't talk to me about him.
[Not this time, nerdbrain.]
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So not true. Also what if that's like, someone who's here's hand? Creepy and not cool.
[Just saying, as if that's the main issue here.]
But uh, either way you probably shouldn't like... Leave it there.
[It'll probably start decomposing and wow gross.]
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[She makes a face. If she's faking it, she looks really convincing.
(She's not faking it.)]
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I-It's okay, just... Put a pillow or a sheet or something over it.
[And then make your boyfriend deal with putting it somewhere.]
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Are you fucking kidding me right now?
[OF COURSE SHE'S MAKING MATT DEAL WITH IT.]
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[Stop yelling at him omg it's too early for this.]
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[STOP BEING AN IDIDOT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE'S A HAND ON THE BED.]
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[But he suddenly realizes he probably has a lot more experience with seeing these sort of things, and fortunately his empathy is one of the first things to come online for him after waking up. So okay, he's finally finding his glasses and getting up, because he's obviously not going to be getting back to sleep and he might as well get try to save his friends from a dead hand.]
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[Jesus Christ Chris, why would you think she's staring at it holy shit??]
[Video] --> action
[But okay, if she's not looking at it then that's something. He supposes.
He shuts off the feed and just heads upstairs instead, knocking on Emily's door.]
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Unfortunately for Chris, that doesn't mean the yelling will stop any time soon.]
Oh my god are you here to stare at it? Is that your new nerdy kink or something?
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Yeah, you know how much I love severed limbs and whatever. No, I uh, came up here to see if I could help, because it kind of seems like you needed it.
[Matt too, considering no one's done anything about the hand yet.]
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( things would be a lot better. and less gross. and then they can wash everything 350963409 times. )
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[She'll just stay here by the door, thank you both.]
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[Something better than just a towel or whatever.]
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Em, do you, um, mind if we borrow your sewing box?
( rip, matthew taylor. )
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No! Oh my god, Matt, why would you even ask that!
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S-sorry. Maybe we should- just use the, uh, sheets.
( it isn't the best but lbr they're going to be burned anyway after this, right? )
guess who didn't see this til now and is very sorry
[Get it out of here get it away get it away get it away!]