| one. video. 16th oct. just not what you seek of me.

[meatbrained]

( at approximately 7 am, Hadriel Local Time, the residents of Upset Dweeb Until Dawn house may just find themselves woken up by the yelling from Matt and Emily's room.

(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)

for the fortunate residents of Shitpost Shithole Cavetown that don't overhear this commotion, there's a helpful post a few minutes later.

... is that...?

yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )

This- um. Does this belong to anyone?

( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )

( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )

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[skelebro]

[Sorry guys, but this is too perfect a punchline to pass up. And you know how Sans loves punchlines.

So when the feed clicks on, Sans is holding...one of his own bony hands, apparently detached from his body, and is just kinda tapping it idly against the radius of the arm it belonged to.]

Oh hey. That's neat.

[They match! He waves the disembodied, skeletal hand at the camera with the widest, most shit-eating grin imaginable.]

Let's give you a hand.

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[verinumeri]

[ remember how little Hermann likes video?

look at this exception

just for this. See icon. ]

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[skelebro]

[Aw, c'mon. This is comedy gold, right here.]

What? Not handy enough for ya?

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[verinumeri]

Poor taste, Mr. Sans.

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[skelebro]

[He is really hopin' this isn't about the wrist thing. Because, uh. Yeah, he still feels like absolute garbage about that.

As it is, Sans gestures with the stump of his wrist indicatively.]

Just tryin' to lighten the mood. Too much?

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[verinumeri]

[ It is not. ]

There is a dismembered body part, Mr. Sans. Someone at some point had their hand cut off and with much less ease than you are currently demonstrating. This may herald more body parts. Poor taste, Mr. Sans.

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[skelebro]

Hands can be re-attached.

[Case in point: he reattaches his with a faint click-pop of balls and sockets snicking into place.]

So, uh, just to clarify: are you worried there's gonna be more body parts rainin' from the ceiling?

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[verinumeri]

Your hand can be reattached.

[ Ugh. ]

It's possible.

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[skelebro]

Guess I'll have to keep an eyesocket out. Y'know, to stay ahead of the game.

[heueheueehueeuehehe]

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[verinumeri]

[ Oh

no.

He swung that door wide open.

SO HE IS HANGING UP. ]

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[meatbrained]

( what

the


hell. )

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[meatbrained]

( endless prolonged blinking. )

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[meatbrained]

Uh.

( let him go home please his brain isn't meant for this life. )

It doesn't match.

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[skelebro]

[C'mon, it was priceless it - yeah, y'know what, he should've really saved the hand jokes for after the whole "holy shit, you're a skeleton" round of introductions. Always gets a better laugh afterwards.

Sans regards his hand evenly, then shrugs his shoulders with an exaggeratedly foolish air, as if to say, oh shucks, silly me!]

Nnnnope. I'd say it doesn't, nah. Real pity.

[He re-attaches the hand and wiggles the fingers as if to reaffirm their existence to himself.]

Still, gotta hand it to me for the delivery, right?

[Eh? Ehh???????]

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[meatbrained]

( ... :| )

Uh, no offence, but- uh. Why are you a skeleton?

( honestly he just kind of wonders if this isn't the coolest attempt at a halloween costume ever. )

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[skelebro]

That's kinda like me askin' you why you aren't one.

[Let's not discriminate here. And he ain't really that bitter about it, honestly, 'cause bitterness takes a certain degree of work and caring that he just doesn't have the energy for, but let's be real here - skeletons definitely ain't in the majority here.]

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[meatbrained]

( so it's not a really cool costume? because he would so rock a skeleton costume that looked that realistic. )

... Never thought about it like that.

So, um, you're Sans? ( as the network indicates? ) Nice to meet you.

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[skelebro]

Yep. Sans. Sans the skeleton. Nice to meet'cha.

[Sadly not a costume. Real live skeleton right here, in the not-flesh.]

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[meatbrained]

( dang it. :| )

Have you been here long?

( hey may as well get the lay of the place. he's still only been here a month. every little helps and all of that. )

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[skelebro]

Couple months, give or take. Time is a funny thing 'round here.

[And it's linear too. Fancy that!]

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[meatbrained]

( well. he's used to that. as far as he knows. apart from this place, oddly enough. )

I've noticed. ( a pause, and then; ) All my friends are from... different times. ( that's still weird to say. )

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[skelebro]

Hey, mine too.

[Some of 'em even come from points in time that haven't ended with the death of literally everyone he knows and cares about. Fancy that!]

Seems like there ain't really a manual for that. Linearity's overrated anyway.

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[meatbrained]

( hey ... opposite! some of his friends have had that ending. not that he knows that. he's still an innocent flower. )

You think?

( he likes it, it was simpler that way. )

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[skelebro]

I mean, time is pretty much an illusion. It's kinda completely arbitrary.

[Honestly, once he came to that conclusion, his life became exponentially easier.]

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[meatbrained]

( yeah, he doesn't get it. sadly. )

... ( but how does point a go to point b then? do football quarters no longer matter? HE HAS SO MANY QUESTIONS. ) Not sure it works like that back home. Maybe if you had a Delorean.

( which would be a whole lot cooler tbh. )