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hadriel2016-10-15 04:57 pm
meatbrained) wrote in hadriel2016-10-15 04:57 pm
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| one. video. 16th oct. just not what you seek of me.
( at approximately 7 am, Hadriel Local Time, the residents of Upset Dweeb Until Dawn house may just find themselves woken up by the yelling from Matt and Emily's room.
(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)
for the fortunate residents ofShitpost Shithole Cavetown that don't overhear this commotion, there's a helpful post a few minutes later.
... is that...?
yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )
This- um. Does this belong to anyone?
( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )
( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )
(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)
for the fortunate residents of
... is that...?
yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )
This- um. Does this belong to anyone?
( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )
( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )
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( let him go home please his brain isn't meant for this life. )
It doesn't match.
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Sans regards his hand evenly, then shrugs his shoulders with an exaggeratedly foolish air, as if to say, oh shucks, silly me!]
Nnnnope. I'd say it doesn't, nah. Real pity.
[He re-attaches the hand and wiggles the fingers as if to reaffirm their existence to himself.]
Still, gotta hand it to me for the delivery, right?
[Eh? Ehh???????]
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Uh, no offence, but- uh. Why are you a skeleton?
( honestly he just kind of wonders if this isn't the coolest attempt at a halloween costume ever. )
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[Let's not discriminate here. And he ain't really that bitter about it, honestly, 'cause bitterness takes a certain degree of work and caring that he just doesn't have the energy for, but let's be real here - skeletons definitely ain't in the majority here.]
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... Never thought about it like that.
So, um, you're Sans? ( as the network indicates? ) Nice to meet you.
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[Sadly not a costume. Real live skeleton right here, in the not-flesh.]
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Have you been here long?
( hey may as well get the lay of the place. he's still only been here a month. every little helps and all of that. )
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[And it's linear too. Fancy that!]
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I've noticed. ( a pause, and then; ) All my friends are from... different times. ( that's still weird to say. )
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[Some of 'em even come from points in time that haven't ended with the death of literally everyone he knows and cares about. Fancy that!]
Seems like there ain't really a manual for that. Linearity's overrated anyway.
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You think?
( he likes it, it was simpler that way. )
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[Honestly, once he came to that conclusion, his life became exponentially easier.]
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... ( but how does point a go to point b then? do football quarters no longer matter? HE HAS SO MANY QUESTIONS. ) Not sure it works like that back home. Maybe if you had a Delorean.
( which would be a whole lot cooler tbh. )
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[His knowledge of human culture is spotty and irregular at best and he's got no clue what a Delorean is, sorry. That's what you get when the only insight you get regardin' human entertainment is what you find in the garbage.]
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