| one. video. 16th oct. just not what you seek of me.

[meatbrained]

( at approximately 7 am, Hadriel Local Time, the residents of Upset Dweeb Until Dawn house may just find themselves woken up by the yelling from Matt and Emily's room.

(sadly, this is not because of good sex. Matt wishes.)

for the fortunate residents of Shitpost Shithole Cavetown that don't overhear this commotion, there's a helpful post a few minutes later.

... is that...?

yep, that's a severed hand on the bed. )

This- um. Does this belong to anyone?

( WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY ABOUT THIS. )

( Matt has found Rosie's severed hand! Have fun with this. )

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[unknowable]

Yeah. I'm more a coffee guy myself.

[Though Adam has woken up to strange things - more often, recently - he can't say a single detached hand is one of them. He doesn't envy Matt the experience.]

Whose was it?

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[meatbrained]

At least oatmeal.

( sighs. :( )

Um. Someone I've met a couple times. ( he feels weird saying "yeah this girl claimed a severed hand"... >> )

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[unknowable]

Well... I mean, at least you can give it back to them?

[Granted, that's a pretty weird prospect all by itself. 'Hey, here's your hand that turned up in my bed.']

If they want it.

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[meatbrained]

I plan to. ( hey, she wants it, she can have it. ) There's not a lot I can do with it.

( or at least. nothing he wants to think about. finger puppets, anyone? )

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[unknowable]

You've gotta wonder what they're gonna do with it, too.

[What do you do with a detached hand? Keep it as a trophy? Paperweight, maybe?]