video; high octane poor life decisions

[murderpotato]

[One day, Gren is going to learn a very valuable lesson: do not mix alcohol and drugs. That day is not today.]

[The video, when it turns on, swings wildly. Hopefully nobody gets seasick too easily, because damn, it's motion sickness central right here. The backdrop is... probably Delight's bar, if anyone can make sense of the video long enough.]

You know what? You know fuckin' what?

[Gren is drunk. Not only is Gren drunk, but he's also had like a handful of those other things that Delight hands out that get people high as shit, so he's both drunk and high. It's a terrible combination of belligerent and feeling untouchable that can really only lead to Bad Things.]

I'm fuck-all tired of bein' a fuckin' buffet for a bunch of shit-for-dick "gods"-- [The feed swings again, like he tried to do airquotes with only one hand. The hand that is also holding the camera.] --who can't get their fuckin' shit together long enough to not make everything a fuckin' clusterfuck. And then they treat us like we're fuckin' children or some shit, like we don't got the fuckin' right to decide what fuckin' happens to us. We're the fuckin' burdens, but they're the one bringin' in fuckin' monsters and dragons and shit to drop on our fuckin' heads. Fuckin' thanks for that, assholes.

[The feed swings around and then back; he's grabbed another bottle of something alcoholic and knocks an unhealthy portion of it back. Seriously, he's a champ, if your definition of 'champ' is 'fucking alcoholic'.]

Like that fuckin' piece of fuck Sorrow. Fuck that guy, oughtta smack the fuckin' bitch outta that motherfucker.

[He pauses. Something terrible is about to happen.]

I fuckin' oughtta smack the fuckin' bitch outta that guy.

[His voice shifts from rant mode to something firmer and slightly less profanity-ridden.]

Hey, all you fucks. [Slightly less.] I'm comin' for all you fuckin' godly piece of shits. C'mon and fuckin' have a go if you think you're fuckin' hard enough.

[He turns. Delight is behind the bar.] 'Cept for you. You're fuckin' okay.

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[verinumeri]

I don't trust those witnesses to be accurately timing it.

[ Or recording the details that he actually cares about. ]

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[skelebro]

All right, all right. I can pop on over and film the whole thing.

[So long as no one jettisons any debris in his direction, he should be all good.]

not here

[murderpotato]

[He is going to jettison every piece of debris that he can in your direction, bone man.]

[verinumeri]

[ this could be valuable data, mr. gren, please! ]

[murderpotato]

[he'll shove that valuable data up your sweater vest wearing ass, sweater grandpa]

[verinumeri]

[ he is at most thirty-eight and at least let something useful come of this ]

[murderpotato]

[he would believe thirty-eight if that's the number of lemons that he currently has stuffed in his mouth to get it that pinched]

[verinumeri]

[ just how big do you think his mouth is ]

[murderpotato]

[big enough to fit thirty-eight lemons, clearly]

[verinumeri]

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[verinumeri]

I do think it is your responsibility, if you're going to be running a betting pool.

Thank you.

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[skelebro]

[Sans cringes - inasmuch that a skeleton can cringe.]

Eesh. Why'd you have to go and use that word, Doc?

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[verinumeri]

If you cannot handle the word, then you might as well disband it.

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[skelebro]

[Why you gotta ruin his fun like this :( ]

I'm just sayin', I'll have you know I'm morally opposed to doin' work of any sort, even that in the guise of fun.

[But he's totally gonna film the scene anyway, just for posterity. Maybe find a way to intercut it with something appropriately meme-y. Could he find soundbytes of mmmm whatcha say here?]

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[verinumeri]

[ Because Dr. Hermann I-Hate-Fun Gottlieb, as Newton has probably said fifty-seven times. ]

I question your morals.

[ He wanted data, not memes. He should have known better. Why rely on Mr. Sans, ever? ]

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[skelebro]

Hey, I'll have you know I have a very strong system of morality.

[This is, surprisingly, not a lie. It's wholly sincere, even if he says it like it ain't.]

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[verinumeri]

Founded in avoiding responsibility?

[ What is he supposed to think when talk of morals is introduced with that kind of statement? ]

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[skelebro]

You know it.

[Cha-ching. But no actually, it's founded in how terrible of a person a murderer is.]

But I can make an exception just this once. Probably.

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[verinumeri]

[ This is why he doesn't trust you, Mr. Sans. He doesn't believe more than thirty percent of what you say. ]

If the rigors of your code permit it.

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[skelebro]

[This is a good tactic when dealing with Sans.]

I think I can squeeze somethin' out, yeah.

[And with a pseudo-salute, he's off to the races! And by that we mean he's turned off the feed so he can blip into the bar and watch the fur fly.]