murderpotato: (Let me be your killer king)
Grendel ([personal profile] murderpotato) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-10-22 01:25 am

video; high octane poor life decisions

[One day, Gren is going to learn a very valuable lesson: do not mix alcohol and drugs. That day is not today.]

[The video, when it turns on, swings wildly. Hopefully nobody gets seasick too easily, because damn, it's motion sickness central right here. The backdrop is... probably Delight's bar, if anyone can make sense of the video long enough.]


You know what? You know fuckin' what?

[Gren is drunk. Not only is Gren drunk, but he's also had like a handful of those other things that Delight hands out that get people high as shit, so he's both drunk and high. It's a terrible combination of belligerent and feeling untouchable that can really only lead to Bad Things.]

I'm fuck-all tired of bein' a fuckin' buffet for a bunch of shit-for-dick "gods"-- [The feed swings again, like he tried to do airquotes with only one hand. The hand that is also holding the camera.] --who can't get their fuckin' shit together long enough to not make everything a fuckin' clusterfuck. And then they treat us like we're fuckin' children or some shit, like we don't got the fuckin' right to decide what fuckin' happens to us. We're the fuckin' burdens, but they're the one bringin' in fuckin' monsters and dragons and shit to drop on our fuckin' heads. Fuckin' thanks for that, assholes.

[The feed swings around and then back; he's grabbed another bottle of something alcoholic and knocks an unhealthy portion of it back. Seriously, he's a champ, if your definition of 'champ' is 'fucking alcoholic'.]

Like that fuckin' piece of fuck Sorrow. Fuck that guy, oughtta smack the fuckin' bitch outta that motherfucker.

[He pauses. Something terrible is about to happen.]

I fuckin' oughtta smack the fuckin' bitch outta that guy.

[His voice shifts from rant mode to something firmer and slightly less profanity-ridden.]

Hey, all you fucks. [Slightly less.] I'm comin' for all you fuckin' godly piece of shits. C'mon and fuckin' have a go if you think you're fuckin' hard enough.

[He turns. Delight is behind the bar.] 'Cept for you. You're fuckin' okay.
repelling: (「ts」 nothing touches me now)

voice

[personal profile] repelling 2016-10-24 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . .

Yeah, he offered a half-eaten bag of crappy chips that have been sitting rubberbanded in the bottom of a drawer for twelve days.

So what.

. . . ]


[ clears his throat ]

Bunny taser?
face_kick: ([459] 93)

voice

[personal profile] face_kick 2016-10-24 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not saying a blessed thing about it.]

[Oh look, another subject!]


Yes, a few months ago when I was brought here there were adorable-looking weapons everywhere instead of strange snacks. I wasn't going to pick any up, but well. This one just called to me. Figuratively, of course.
repelling: (☸ ┈┈ like a landfill)

voice

[personal profile] repelling 2016-10-24 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd have preferred weapons to snacks.

[ Even if he'd have had to decide how it looked to be using something in the shape of an animal.

Still -- it's not surprising Kuchiki-san would be unable to resist the bunny. It's voice, but she might be able to hear a smile. ]


Of course. Now you just need the opportunity to use it.
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voice

[personal profile] face_kick 2016-10-25 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
You and I already have weapons. Though these were all very cute.

[There's the thing, she can only just imagine Ishida using some adorable version of knuckle- dusters in the shape of cat ears, or a pink knife hidden in a comb with pretty flowers--and it's rather amusing, that image. Not that she'll tell him about it.]

I'm sure a circumstance will come up eventually, given this place.
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voice

[personal profile] repelling 2016-10-25 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
It couldn't hurt to have more.

[ and lbr, he'd have gotten so much use, and such a variety of uses, out of that kind of knife-comb.

He's himself enjoying the mental image of Kuchiki-san tasering someone (who looks a lot like Kurosaki, in his head), with a bunny-shaped taser. ]


Let me know when it does.
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voice

[personal profile] face_kick 2016-10-28 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose so. Besides, we never know what sort of thing is going to happen around here.

[A mental image that is even better in Rukia-vision, where everyone looks like bunnies too.]

I'll endeavor to make a recording for you when it does.