011 [Video]

[thechoiceisyours]

[Chris is at the bar today, looking like he's more interested in having a nap than making a broadcast. But he has a large coffee, at least, and manages a smile for the camera at the video starts.]

Hey. It's uh, been a little weird around here lately, huh?

[What with people arriving in two waves at completely the wrong time and all. But at least there's been some good snacks, even if Chris carefully avoided Delight's energy shots.]

Um, this has nothing to do with any of that, but I was uh... Hoping someone would be willing to like, talk about making a deal to trade for some bullets or something. I kind of ran through what I had during the whole zombie incident.

[Or well, most of them; he'd used the last one later on during the Confusion event, but those are unnecessary details.]

So uh... Yeah. That's about it.

[Have an awkward, dorky wave before he disconnects.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Huh, someone he hasn't met yet, though he did see her broadcast the month before. And damn, she actually asked the hard question.]

I uh, guess it depends on what sort of thing you want. I mean, everyone here's pretty... Different.

[Also he's kind of uncertainly watching her haul that Skulltula around.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

Yea? Dats cool! Ugh ...Crap.

[ Falling over, the dead monster corpse pinning her down as she dropped the phone. ]

Hold on gurl! Jus' gotta...

[ Wrestling her way back on top and picking the phone back up. ]

K K I'm gud! Sooo~ Yoos was tellin' me alll~ about the diversity here huh? Dats nice, I guess. Now I wanna know what flava yoo can do me! Don't s'paws yoo could hit a sista up with some cookies? None o'dem oatmeal and traitorous raisins bizz though!

[thechoiceisyours]

[Chris winces a little when she falls over, leaning closer to the screen as if he might be able to help--or see better, at least--even though it's totally useless. But okay, good, she's apparently fine, and actually--]

Dude, I would never do that to someone; oatmeal and raisin's the worst. But um, yeah, actually; my friend got some cookies as a prize thing awhile ago, and I still have a few. Not a lot, but still.

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ He gets a smile and a wide happy one at that. ]

Fuck yea! It's Choc-mother-chippin' Cookies or nuffin! It's what all the real badasses eat y'know?!

[ Chris had won the Tiny Tina seal of approval! He was good in her book now, she'd keep an eye out for him whenever she's out. ]

OHMYFREAKIN'GODAREYOUKIDDIN'ME!? WHEREISYOURFRIENDANDSAIDCOOKIES!? IHASTOKNOW!

[ Sorry Chris, she's loud, very loud, and talks far too fast when she's excited. ]

[thechoiceisyours]

[Score!

Chris laughs at that, totally unbothered by her enthusiasm; in fact it's pretty endearing.]

I can meet up with you somewhere and pass them along to you; there's only a few though, so don't like, get your hopes up too much there.

[He's not about to be responsible for crushing the hopes of a little kid.]

I'm Chris, by the way.

[burn_all_the_babies]

A few is better than raisin!

[ She's too excited and too hungry to even care if it's just one! He has no idea how excited she is about this, even back on Pandora chocolate chip cookies were rare! ]

Chris, yoo is one hell'uva fine wimmons! I will five-ever be in your flava gurl! Oh1 names Tiny Tina by the way! I'mma be sooo hyped till I get dem cookies yo!! Where yoo at anyway? I'll come over like at the speed of fast!

[thechoiceisyours]

[Chris so doesn't get some of the oddities of how she talks, but doesn't bother to ask; he can handle being called 'gurl' without protest.]

I'm at the bar right now but I'll have to stop by the house to get the cookies, so I can meet you back at the bar in like half an hour? If you like coffee we've got that too.

[He knows some kids like coffee.]

[burn_all_the_babies]

[ Good! Because Tina finds it pretty damn hard to change a habit that she's since forever! But if Chris earns her respect, which he's already fast on his way to doing, Tina's arm might be able to bend and she might be able to call him something he prefers instead of her usual lingo. ]

Coffee?... Oh! Yoo mean rockit-fool! Yea's I like the coffee, thanks, gurl! Okays,okays! I'll meetcha dare in like a jiffy! I can be as fast as a magi-doodle!!!

[ Tina likes coffee, yes. But should she be given coffee? No. She's hyper enough as it is without the extra caffeine. Not that she's going to tell Chris that! No, he'll just have to deal with a little, hyperactive, fireball of a 13-year-old. Have fun with that! ]

sorry for all the delays; finals are done so should be quicker on this now >:c

[thechoiceisyours]

[Chris has had to seriously curb his 'bro' usage while here, but he'll totally accept 'gurl' if he can bro her in return.

He's also one of those people who--if he had any siblings--would be that uncle that gives the kids a ton of sugar and caffeine and then gives them back to their parents; he doesn't think twice about offering it, though he also doesn't think twice about the fact that he can't just return Tina to wherever she comes from either.]

I totally didn't understand half of that, but awesome. I'll meet you there.

[He gives a small grin and a wave, then cuts the feed. As promised he makes a stop by his house and then return to the bar, cookies collected and a coffee brewed, the latter of which he's added a little bit of the hot chocolate mix he's also hidden away. He figures if she likes both chocolate and coffee then a mocha will also be good.]