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[sciencelizard]

hey there!!!!!!
so uh hypothetically if you were in a prank war with your roommates
and you were running out of ideas bc one of them already sabotaged the plumbing
how would you escalate that
without killing them and/or blowing up the house
hypothetically
yknow

[It's not even remotely hypothetical. The last week or so in the skeleton-and-lizard household have been ridiculous.]

oh and uhm
for ppl whove asked the gods for stuff before
how do you go about spreading hope lmao
i was thinking of a mew mew marathon maybe but its all on my laptop
which im... trying to get the charger for so uh
maybe talk to me about your favorite tv shows?? or something??????????
thnx =^w^=

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[darthvaderfanboy]

[Hmmm, without murdering them, she says?]

Do something horrible to their clothes. Shrink them or make them otherwise unwearable. No one wants to wander around naked. Or do something to the food. Make something delicious that tastes terrible and leave it where you know they'll find it.

[He's been dealing with Hux now for weeks. The ideas have been multiplying fast.]

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[sciencelizard]

i encased sans' slippers in jell-o near the beginning
and there was the ketchup canon a few days back
but i bet i could get papyrus with gross cookies or something
sans might be harder
he doesnt tend to care when u do normal stuff 2 him

[darthvaderfanboy]

Ketchup cannon you say? How did that work?

[And can he borrow it?]

[sciencelizard]

[Yes. Yes he can.]

oh! its rly easy
you take a half-full bottle of ketchup and shake it to the top
and then add a spoonful of baking soda and close it
ketchup has vinegar in it so itll start to pressurize
so when they shake it before they use it
itll trigger the chemical reaction and shoot out like crazy fast and splatter everywhere
it was amazing

[darthvaderfanboy]

I'm definitely going to have to try this. If I don't do something to my roommate soon, I'm going to have to try smothering him in his sleep again.

[Kylo, don't go mentioning that you're plotting Hux's death on a daily basis. That's not very nice.]

[sciencelizard]

uh. yeah
that would be bad lmao
one of my roomies eats ketchup right from the bottle
so i knew this was gonna get him good

[Maybe don't strangle your roommate. People die enough here.]

also i duct taped everything in their room to the ceiling at one point
that was p good

[darthvaderfanboy]

He has it coming. Trust me, I'd be so much better off living alone.

[And why won't he move out? Well, it's a matter of principle at this point. Either Hux leaves, out the window or through the door, but Kylo won't give in. No one ever claimed the unstable Knight was the most logical person in the world.]

If we weren't sharing a room, I'd definitely have to put that into effect. Still might do it with all of his clothes.

[sciencelizard]

[She can understand doing things entirely out of spite, ngl.]

that could be funny!!!
or like just his bed or smth like that
just make sure ur not around when he finds it
since he sounds like youve uh
had fights before

[If it resorted to strangling, she can make a guess they are both probably pretty violent people.]

[darthvaderfanboy]

I like the way you think. I'll definitely be keeping it open as an option.

[Just because Hux hasn't done anything to him yet today doesn't mean that he won't. Kylo plans to be prepared.]

[sciencelizard]

well good luck!!!!
hopefully uh
nobody dies or anything lmao =^w^=

[She sincerely hope she didn't just give someone plans on how to murder their roommate. Or at least, if she did, that she never finds out about the results.]

[darthvaderfanboy]

Oh, he won't. Not yet anyway.

[They may plot each other's deaths on a regular basis, but Kylo and Hux have yet to actually carry it out. Just give it time.]

[sciencelizard]

well thats
good

[... concern]

have... fun??

[darthvaderfanboy]

Oh, I will. Thank you for the suggestions.

[Rest assured, he'll definitely put them to good use.]