✫ 001 [text, filtered away from Sans and Papyrus]

[sciencelizard]

hey there!!!!!!
so uh hypothetically if you were in a prank war with your roommates
and you were running out of ideas bc one of them already sabotaged the plumbing
how would you escalate that
without killing them and/or blowing up the house
hypothetically
yknow

[It's not even remotely hypothetical. The last week or so in the skeleton-and-lizard household have been ridiculous.]

oh and uhm
for ppl whove asked the gods for stuff before
how do you go about spreading hope lmao
i was thinking of a mew mew marathon maybe but its all on my laptop
which im... trying to get the charger for so uh
maybe talk to me about your favorite tv shows?? or something??????????
thnx =^w^=

Comments

[somuchlove]

I have had practice.

Replacing cream in certain cookies is also a classic or adding mayonnaise to jelly donuts.

Does Hadriel have them?

[sciencelizard]

omg mayo in donuts
that is AWFUL
idk if i can get donuts but maybe the materials to make them???
how do u make donuts

i can probably figure this out
and hey if i blow up the kitchen there's another prank

[somuchlove]

There's a secret ritual involving blood sacrifices. I'll teach you!

[And obviously lying.]

Seize the day Alphys. Blow up a kitchen.

[sciencelizard]

uhm
okay???

omg i cannot blow up the kitchen i have to live here
how am i gonna live here if i start a fire in my house
it doesn't even have any windows
wed die

[somuchlove]

What's the saying?

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger?

How are things going in your metaphorical situation, by the way?

[sciencelizard]

ok but I think this Would Kill Me
and/or sans
and/or papyrus!!!!!
and/or like everyone else who lives anywhere in delights apartments lmao

but uh its goin
hypothetically well
now that i have ideas and ppl offering to help
i am SO gonna win this one

[somuchlove]

[They almost type "And we can't have that" but catch themselves. Don't ruin this Chara. You're trying, remember? Don't be an awful child.]

I suppose possible explosions should remain with me then.

What started this?

[sciencelizard]

oh well
sans replaced all the ketchup with sriracha
it was painful and he would not apologize
so papyrus and i treated it as a declaration of war
which it was
and then uh things have
escalated

[somuchlove]

[Ah, replacing condiments with hot sauce. A classic, right up there with loosing the cap on the pepper shaker or swapping the sugar with salt.]

It sounds that has yet to reach the 'rocks fall and everybody dies' level.

[Then again, Chara doesn't know what Papyrus is capable in terms of pranks. Who knows, he might be able to top Sans - if just because he's rather imaginative.]

You and Papyrus should team up.

Or burn his bed and the couch.

[Fire solves everyone's problems, right?]

[sciencelizard]

papyrus tried to get rid of the couch
i dragged it back in and dropped water balloons from the ceiling on them both
it was really hard

i think were basically doomed at this point

[Papyrus getting involved was the point where everything became all-out war and all was basically lost. Whoops.]

[somuchlove]

[Whoops indeed.]

It sounds like the rocks have already fallen then.

Well if you need more help, feel free to ask. I might as well add a bit of positivity to this world.

[Was that a little to on the nose? Probably. Oh well.]

[sciencelizard]

ok!!
thanks 4 all the help so far
i will not forget ur generous contribution to wrecking the skeleton bro's lives