✫ 001 [text, filtered away from Sans and Papyrus]

[sciencelizard]

hey there!!!!!!
so uh hypothetically if you were in a prank war with your roommates
and you were running out of ideas bc one of them already sabotaged the plumbing
how would you escalate that
without killing them and/or blowing up the house
hypothetically
yknow

[It's not even remotely hypothetical. The last week or so in the skeleton-and-lizard household have been ridiculous.]

oh and uhm
for ppl whove asked the gods for stuff before
how do you go about spreading hope lmao
i was thinking of a mew mew marathon maybe but its all on my laptop
which im... trying to get the charger for so uh
maybe talk to me about your favorite tv shows?? or something??????????
thnx =^w^=

Comments

[muscovy]

In my world it is very rude to call a person a monster, even if they are.

The only skeleton person that I met before Sans wasn't born. [Or at least he's fairly sure of that.]

[sciencelizard]

i mean thats
the name for our species
theyve always been skeletons
not like human corpses or w/e

wait u knew a skeleton that wasnt a monster??

[muscovy]

Mr Death was just a Death.

[sciencelizard]

uhm
o
kay
then

well uh sans and papryus are skeleton monsters
so you cant take their bones apart
that would kill them