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hadriel2016-12-02 08:13 pm
sciencelizard) wrote in hadriel2016-12-02 08:13 pm
Entry tags:
- alphys,
- asriel dreemurr,
- chara,
- emily,
- faith carr,
- kylo ren,
- muscovy,
- rey,
- sans
✫ 001 [text, filtered away from Sans and Papyrus]
hey there!!!!!!
so uh hypothetically if you were in a prank war with your roommates
and you were running out of ideas bc one of them already sabotaged the plumbing
how would you escalate that
without killing them and/or blowing up the house
hypothetically
yknow
[It's not even remotely hypothetical. The last week or so in the skeleton-and-lizard household have been ridiculous.]
oh and uhm
for ppl whove asked the gods for stuff before
how do you go about spreading hope lmao
i was thinking of a mew mew marathon maybe but its all on my laptop
which im... trying to get the charger for so uh
maybe talk to me about your favorite tv shows?? or something??????????
thnx =^w^=
so uh hypothetically if you were in a prank war with your roommates
and you were running out of ideas bc one of them already sabotaged the plumbing
how would you escalate that
without killing them and/or blowing up the house
hypothetically
yknow
[It's not even remotely hypothetical. The last week or so in the skeleton-and-lizard household have been ridiculous.]
oh and uhm
for ppl whove asked the gods for stuff before
how do you go about spreading hope lmao
i was thinking of a mew mew marathon maybe but its all on my laptop
which im... trying to get the charger for so uh
maybe talk to me about your favorite tv shows?? or something??????????
thnx =^w^=
text
i mean itd be no fun if somebody got hurt
thats why yknow
no killing or danger of that
all good fun =^u^=
i appreciate you helping tho
really
text
Ha ha.
That'd be the worst thing a person could do.
He's - he's not sure if it's that or the oblivious way she thanks him for helping that makes something painful and sour twist in his chest, but he's typing faster than his mind goes, and there's something almost - almost viciously triumphant in -]
Oh wait I have one! It's a little messy but
you could get a bunch of flour or corn starch or jello or whatever and mix it with water and put it on the door frame! Then when they open the door they get goop all over them! Ha ha maybe they'll think they're melting!!
[He presses send.
He regrets it.
She didn't do anything wrong. Why would he make such an awful joke? Why would he be so mean? He bites his lip, wishes he could LOAD it away. Starts typing again.]
Actually that isn't as funny as it sounded in my head. It would probably be really hard to clean up.
Sorry, I'll think of a better one.
text, cw for suicide mention OOPS
She has to put her communicator down for just a minute. No longer, or he'll think there's something wrong. Has to take a breath, try and rid the sensation from her hands, try to feel things that aren't goopy blackness and bits of limbs and body shifting, ever shifting, like water over the falls like her coat around her like the final step towards the abyss--
Say something, say something.
Thank whichever god is listening that she is not speaking out loud.]
well thats ok
messy stuff isnt really off limits
but i bet itd be hard to get out of papyrus' cape
and hed get rly sad if he couldnt wear it
maybe i can test it on uh
some other clothes or something we dont wear
just to make sure its washable
text
[Why is he so awful? Why would he be so mean? He's supposed to have gotten better, now that he's not Flowey. Why would he go and kick someone right where it hurts when they aren't even expecting it?]
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. How about... confetti, instead? That's an easier mess to clean up, and it's a lot happier.
text
confetti might be fun!!
if uhm you load it up in a cannon then it makes a big boom
that could be surprising
[He didn't know. He couldn't have known. It's not his fault. She just... needs to calm down. She closes her eyes, runs her hands over themselves, gently touches the cool, rough wall of the cave in her room. Defined features. Hard stone. No melting. No moving. Solid stone. They're not here. They're not here.
... They're not anywhere, anymore, now that she's gone, and she sucks in another breath, desperate for something that will actually make her feel like her throat is clear.]
i might be able to build a confetti cannon actually
or at least a small one
that might be good for a lot of things
text
[Just - just keep trying to be nice. She didn't deserve that. She didn't.
But she sort of DID, didn't she? Look what she did to you, and she wasn't even SORRY.
...Just keep trying to be nice. Maybe this conversation can... maybe they can act like that little bump never happened.]
It would be really cool to have around for parties! I think you could make a lot of people happy with something like that! ^w^
text
building stuff is my job!!!
so i could probably figure it out
provided we could also find the confetti lmao
i mean then again most papers can be confetti if u just rip em up
ANYWAY
yeah i bet i could figure it out!!
[Ha. Haha. It's fine. It's so fine. Just keep talking, saying funny things, and it'll go away. It has to.]
text
Chill. Cool it, Asriel. This is all very counter-productive to being nice. Just keep pretending there's nothing wrong.]
Yeah I bet you could!! You sound like you could do anything if you put your mind to it. ^w^
I'm sure anything you make will turn out great. I believe in you!
[Is that laying it on too thick? He thinks he might be nauseating himself.]
text
thank you!!!!
ill let you know if i ever make it lmao
in the meantime im gonna set up more pranks
thanks 4 talkin 2 me tho!!! =^w^=
[Just. Excuse herself gently so she can go panic for a few minutes and slap herself back into shape. She can do that.]