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Aᴅᴀᴍ Pᴀʀʀɪsʜ ([personal profile] unknowable) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-12-28 12:29 pm

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[It looks like Adam has taken one of the mopeds to pieces. There are engine bits carefully arranged around him, his hands still have traces of grease on them, and there are tools nearby. He generally doesn't use the network much, but - this seemed relevant.]

I guess these are the vehicles we were promised. They seem all right - probably won't go more than 25, but it's not like there's a real need for speed here. They run pretty well, though they're electric, so they'll need charging. And they're not too complicated, so if something breaks it should be easy to fix - I'd be fine showing anyone who wants to learn.

[He pauses for a moment, shrugs.]

Or doing it for you, I guess. But there's some... weird stuff.

[Adam picks up the carburetor, unscrews part of the covering, and pulls it off. Rather than what would be expected to be inside - normal moped parts, necessary to running it - out pops a spring-loaded, fake-looking snake, like something you'd hide in a can for a shitty prank.

Expecting this, Adam does not seem surprised, only vaguely tired and maybe a tiny bit amused.]


All the ones I looked at have something like this. They run fine, though.

[And, totally deadpan, as a service to those who might be unfamiliar with this kind of thing:]

They really shouldn't.
greywaren: (ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ)

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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-08 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
You think too fucking much.

[He finally says, a little peeved.]

Fuck them.
greywaren: (sʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴀɴᴅs ᴀ sᴀᴄʀɪғɪᴄᴇ)

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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-12 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you're in luck, because I don't look down on you.

[Ronan gripes back.]

You still think I do? After all this time?
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-13 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I do like it.

[He huffs.]

I also like you sleeping and eating regularly, dumbass.
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
You already have me.

[He says, rather bluntly.]

But I guess I won't complain if you come home smelling like engine grease or whatever.
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-15 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You sayin' I wear you out, Parrish?

[Well, he's definitely not angry anymore.]
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-19 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should test out that theory.
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-20 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I might have been told that once or twice.
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-21 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I have enough tattoos for awhile, don't you?
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-23 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you might break up with me if I got a forehead tattoo.

[In all honesty.]
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-26 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I know why you're dating me.

[He says it, eye-rollingly suggestive.]
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-28 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
There's easier people to seduce for the money, you know.
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-01-29 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to say I am?
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[personal profile] greywaren 2017-02-03 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Parrish.

[Upfront, real talk here.]

I have three friends.

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