Aᴅᴀᴍ Pᴀʀʀɪsʜ (
unknowable) wrote in
hadriel2016-12-28 12:29 pm
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[It looks like Adam has taken one of the mopeds to pieces. There are engine bits carefully arranged around him, his hands still have traces of grease on them, and there are tools nearby. He generally doesn't use the network much, but - this seemed relevant.]
I guess these are the vehicles we were promised. They seem all right - probably won't go more than 25, but it's not like there's a real need for speed here. They run pretty well, though they're electric, so they'll need charging. And they're not too complicated, so if something breaks it should be easy to fix - I'd be fine showing anyone who wants to learn.
[He pauses for a moment, shrugs.]
Or doing it for you, I guess. But there's some... weird stuff.
[Adam picks up the carburetor, unscrews part of the covering, and pulls it off. Rather than what would be expected to be inside - normal moped parts, necessary to running it - out pops a spring-loaded, fake-looking snake, like something you'd hide in a can for a shitty prank.
Expecting this, Adam does not seem surprised, only vaguely tired and maybe a tiny bit amused.]
All the ones I looked at have something like this. They run fine, though.
[And, totally deadpan, as a service to those who might be unfamiliar with this kind of thing:]
They really shouldn't.
I guess these are the vehicles we were promised. They seem all right - probably won't go more than 25, but it's not like there's a real need for speed here. They run pretty well, though they're electric, so they'll need charging. And they're not too complicated, so if something breaks it should be easy to fix - I'd be fine showing anyone who wants to learn.
[He pauses for a moment, shrugs.]
Or doing it for you, I guess. But there's some... weird stuff.
[Adam picks up the carburetor, unscrews part of the covering, and pulls it off. Rather than what would be expected to be inside - normal moped parts, necessary to running it - out pops a spring-loaded, fake-looking snake, like something you'd hide in a can for a shitty prank.
Expecting this, Adam does not seem surprised, only vaguely tired and maybe a tiny bit amused.]
All the ones I looked at have something like this. They run fine, though.
[And, totally deadpan, as a service to those who might be unfamiliar with this kind of thing:]
They really shouldn't.

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A load of good it did. We'll be here until they don't need us anymore, which is never by the way, or their big, bad, nightmare friend arrives to set us free.
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[He sounds rather certain when he says:]
I think you're wrong about that.
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Thanks, Adam. Let's hope someone powerful enough sees that sign someday, then.
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I guess we've just got to hold on until the next shitty thing happens.
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Or you can take another one of these apart and see if there's a frog trapped inside. Or a fairy.
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[But it's not going to stop him from taking one apart, putting it back together, and riding around the city. He has to keep himself busy somehow.]
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[Look... he knows mutual violence is often Ronan's only method of bonding.]
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[And it's mostly to keep himself busy, but easy access to medical supplies for reckless friends is also helpful.]
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[ You've got to be something to keep Ronan around or alive, she's sure. ]
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