Aᴅᴀᴍ Pᴀʀʀɪsʜ (
unknowable) wrote in
hadriel2016-12-28 12:29 pm
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[It looks like Adam has taken one of the mopeds to pieces. There are engine bits carefully arranged around him, his hands still have traces of grease on them, and there are tools nearby. He generally doesn't use the network much, but - this seemed relevant.]
I guess these are the vehicles we were promised. They seem all right - probably won't go more than 25, but it's not like there's a real need for speed here. They run pretty well, though they're electric, so they'll need charging. And they're not too complicated, so if something breaks it should be easy to fix - I'd be fine showing anyone who wants to learn.
[He pauses for a moment, shrugs.]
Or doing it for you, I guess. But there's some... weird stuff.
[Adam picks up the carburetor, unscrews part of the covering, and pulls it off. Rather than what would be expected to be inside - normal moped parts, necessary to running it - out pops a spring-loaded, fake-looking snake, like something you'd hide in a can for a shitty prank.
Expecting this, Adam does not seem surprised, only vaguely tired and maybe a tiny bit amused.]
All the ones I looked at have something like this. They run fine, though.
[And, totally deadpan, as a service to those who might be unfamiliar with this kind of thing:]
They really shouldn't.
I guess these are the vehicles we were promised. They seem all right - probably won't go more than 25, but it's not like there's a real need for speed here. They run pretty well, though they're electric, so they'll need charging. And they're not too complicated, so if something breaks it should be easy to fix - I'd be fine showing anyone who wants to learn.
[He pauses for a moment, shrugs.]
Or doing it for you, I guess. But there's some... weird stuff.
[Adam picks up the carburetor, unscrews part of the covering, and pulls it off. Rather than what would be expected to be inside - normal moped parts, necessary to running it - out pops a spring-loaded, fake-looking snake, like something you'd hide in a can for a shitty prank.
Expecting this, Adam does not seem surprised, only vaguely tired and maybe a tiny bit amused.]
All the ones I looked at have something like this. They run fine, though.
[And, totally deadpan, as a service to those who might be unfamiliar with this kind of thing:]
They really shouldn't.

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[Monsters tend not to get long term illnesses, unless they're Boss Monsters and even then it usually just ends up in them Falling Down. The common cold would give her a heart attack.]
Well, it's, uh... sort of about imbuing them with magic, k-kind of? Like, a layer of magic over the t-technology that would enable it to work with other magical items or generators.
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[She doesn't wanna let anybody down, and... hey! Maybe it'll work out and she won't have to worry about like, crushing disappointment or whatever.]
[audio]
[And so Adam tries to distract himself with less crazy things, when he can.]
Anyway, it was nice to meet you.
[audio]
And uhm, n-nice to meet you too.