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[firstreturned]

[The woman who appears on-screen does not look particularly angry, or even that getting angry is something she makes a habit of beyond possibly rolling her eyes when a barista writes her name wrong on a Starbucks cup. She's standing against a nondescript stone wall much like Hope was in his first broadcast.

After a moment, a mildly curious expression resolves itself into a perfectly pleasant smile that appears to be entirely sincere in nature.]

While I can't say I enjoyed having to be brought back at all, that was a wonderful welcome you creatures gave me and I wanted to thank you for it. It's like you couldn't even control how much rage you were expelling.

I see many of you have had a look at my armory, I hope you enjoy it. Keep up the good work and I'll keep you as well stocked as you keep me.

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[bekommen]

[Guess who is just singularly unimpressed.]

Yeah, and if I lived in medieval times, maybe I'd know how to fight with swords or whatever.

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[firstreturned]

If swords are beyond you there should be some basic clubs in there too, I don't think there's anything simpler than that.

[She sounds entirely sincere with this offer, no trace of sarcasm.]

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[bekommen]

[Nick narrows her eyes.]

Or, here's a thought, you could send me back to where I was before, where the most I'd have to fend off is an occasional mugger.

[Not entirely true. She had to fend off monsters there, too. But she had allies, people who were looking out for her.]

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[firstreturned]

[Rage makes a dismissive sound, like pssh.]

Now why would I do a thing like that?

[You humans are so silly.]

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[bekommen]

'Cause it would make you a big fucking improvement over these other two assholes.

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[firstreturned]

I am even without that.

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[bekommen]

Not really seeing it, princess.

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[firstreturned]

That makes sense, you have only the two weak little eyes and they're both in front.

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[bekommen]

Where the fuck else should my eyes be?

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[firstreturned]

Goodness, is everything where your from in the same ... configuration?

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[bekommen]

Maybe you should go check it out for yourself. In fact, take me with you - I'll play tour guide.

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[firstreturned]

That sounds entirely unpleasant.

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[bekommen]

What, and this place is fuckin' Disneyland?

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[firstreturned]

No this is Hadriel.

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[bekommen]

Yeah, OK. What kind of fucking stupid-ass name is Hadriel, anyway?

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[firstreturned]

What kind of stupid-ass name is Disneyland, anyway?

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[bekommen]

It's named after some guy named Disney, obviously. What, did some asshole named Had start this place?