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[firstreturned]

[The woman who appears on-screen does not look particularly angry, or even that getting angry is something she makes a habit of beyond possibly rolling her eyes when a barista writes her name wrong on a Starbucks cup. She's standing against a nondescript stone wall much like Hope was in his first broadcast.

After a moment, a mildly curious expression resolves itself into a perfectly pleasant smile that appears to be entirely sincere in nature.]

While I can't say I enjoyed having to be brought back at all, that was a wonderful welcome you creatures gave me and I wanted to thank you for it. It's like you couldn't even control how much rage you were expelling.

I see many of you have had a look at my armory, I hope you enjoy it. Keep up the good work and I'll keep you as well stocked as you keep me.

Comments

[themightykamina]

What, brought back? Lady, I don't know who you are, but I don't think anyone sane should be thanking anyone for being brought to this pit. I mean, look at it.

[firstreturned]

I'm Rage, one of the Gods of this place. You're right though, It's nowhere near as nice as it was before Hope made it suitable for you strange delicate little creatures.

[themightykamina]

Gods? But you're just some redheaded chick, not a giant face!

[Sorry, he's still a little fuzzy on the concept. Even seeing Hope and Fear posting to the network hasn't exactly done anything to make it make sense...and there's more important things to talk about here, like how she's now offended his manliness.]

And I'll have you know, lady, I am not delicate. I'm the exact opposite of that! Whatever that is!

[firstreturned]

[Rage's eyes widen slightly at Kamina's explanation.]

Are your Gods normally giant faces? I assure you, you're very delicate, but Hope is gentle about his care even when he's annoyed so you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

[themightykamina]

Well yeah, aren't gods what people call gunmen? Like in Adai village. But whatever lady, if you're from this place, tell me--how the hell do I get back to the surface?! I didn't break out of Jiiha Village just to get tossed in another pit!

[Well, he's...enthusiastic, at least. And single-minded.]

[firstreturned]

I have no idea what a gunmen is or what Adai or Jiiha is, so I'm guessing no?

[She doesn't know enough about how you little humans work though, that might be right.]

You're stuck here right now, I'd suggest making yourself comfortable. Or not, it works out for me either way.

[themightykamina]

Okay, fine! You won't give me answers, I'll have to find my own way out. The mighty Kamina isn't going to be held back by just some stone walls and monsters! You gods better watch out, because I'm gonna make it through to the surface, and I'm taking this whole place with me!

[firstreturned]

Oh, please do try, that'll be great to watch.