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[firstreturned]

[The woman who appears on-screen does not look particularly angry, or even that getting angry is something she makes a habit of beyond possibly rolling her eyes when a barista writes her name wrong on a Starbucks cup. She's standing against a nondescript stone wall much like Hope was in his first broadcast.

After a moment, a mildly curious expression resolves itself into a perfectly pleasant smile that appears to be entirely sincere in nature.]

While I can't say I enjoyed having to be brought back at all, that was a wonderful welcome you creatures gave me and I wanted to thank you for it. It's like you couldn't even control how much rage you were expelling.

I see many of you have had a look at my armory, I hope you enjoy it. Keep up the good work and I'll keep you as well stocked as you keep me.

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm glad someone notices.

[Oh he likes you.]

I'm just trying to be pragmatic and thinking about when we might need to explode something long distance.

[You know... for reasons.]

[firstreturned]

If you do, I'll be sure to see to that.

[notjustinthemirror]

I knew I was gonna like you.

[firstreturned]

Everyone does, if they've got any taste.

[notjustinthemirror]

Well I mean, have you met the other two gods running around here?

[firstreturned]

I'm familiar with them. Unfortunately, in one case.

[notjustinthemirror]

Something to do with why you needed to be brought back in the first place?