Kylo Ren (
darthvaderfanboy) wrote in
hadriel2017-01-15 07:15 pm
Entry tags:
Accidental Video; Horrible Roommates Being Horrible
[The video turns on haphazardly, staring up as if someone had flung it across the room and accidentally turned it on. Which, incidentally, is exactly what happened. There's a red glare as Kylo's lightsaber comes into view. He slashes at someone just out of view, missing them, and instead taking out part of the couch.]
I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!
[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]
Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.
[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.
He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.
Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]
Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.
[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]
You did not-
[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]
Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.
[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]
I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.
[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]
My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-
[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.
[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]
This is your fault, you smug moron.
[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]
I've had it with you! I'll make you wish you'd died as a child!
[Then his toe hits the video, sending it spinning and landing in another spot.]
Oh like I'm going to be scared of a pathetic version of Darth Vader. You have no idea how many times I wanted to abandon you on Hoth.
[There is a loud clambering as Hux got out of the way and when the video settles he can be seen with his blaster in his hand, eyes shining with a mad fury.
He raises the blaster and fires a few shots aimed at Kylo, but a few shots hit the walls and destroy the couch.
Kylo blocks the blaster shots with an almost contemptuous ease, his lightsaber twirling in front of him in a back and forth pattern. He stops the last shot in midair, sending it sailing back towards Hux.]
Is that the best you can do? My mother is a better shot, you Tarkin-wannabe.
[Now he was just hitting below the belt.]
You did not-
[Hux barely manages to dodge the reflected blast, which hit the opposite wall, leaving a deep mark. He's back on his feet to fire a few more shots with a growl of fury. He doesn't care where they land, he just wants to make Kylo suffer.]
Oh, please, you just sit and talk to your grandfather's helmet. 'I will finish what you started' - that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. You're just an embarrassment.
[Kylo goes very still for a moment, the video's skewed perspective making him look about seven feet tall. Everything nearby him begins to rattle with the power of the Force. Then, with a roar of fury, they all lift up, and began hurling themselves at Hux.]
I have more power than you could ever dream of! You think firing off your little superweapon gives you power? You're nothing. Just a bastard who got lucky.
[Hux's expression turns ugly, he's spent his entire life being called a bastard no matter how much he tried to put his past behind him.]
My little superweapon? The superweapon I could use to command the power of the stars when I destroyed the entire Hosnian System? I destroyed the Republic, their Senate, and their entire fleet in a moment while you sulked like a litt-
[He paused suddenly as he noticed the device, walking towards it.] You idiot, you left your phone on.
[Kylo looks over his shoulder at the phone. Great. They'd just broadcast that entire argument to the network. Now everyone knows about the Hosnian System. With a frustrated growl, he picks up a nearby lamp, and throws at Hux's head, not caring if it actually connects or not.]
This is your fault, you smug moron.
[Their physical altercation is done. The bickering is far from over.]

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[all this talk of superweapons god]
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I take it you're referring to the reference to my superweapon.
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Yeah, like every other person who commented and has a sense of morality.
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[There is definitely pride in his voice. Just recalling seeing the weapon actually fire and destroying an entire star system at once never to put a light in his eyes.]
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[yeah!!! he said it!!]
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[Wow, that's so rude.]
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[this seems like a violation of intergalactic law]
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You mean on the planets? No one lived in the star system where the star I drained was.
The Hosnian system, on the other hand, was a Core system with a total of 5 planets and three moons, one of which served as the primary base for the Republic fleet. So yes, people lived there.
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That's sick. You can't just brag about killing people like that.
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Granted, I'm the only one who had to make that decision on that scale in a moment but the idea is the same.
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[dont bring your realist bullshit into here hux]
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This was the cleanest and most practical option.
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[but by now hes like totally sure this is pointless. he's obviously not going to help hux have a revelation or some shit over this.]
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[He knows empathy isn't something he's felt since he was a child. He had just trained himself out of feeling those types of emotions.]
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