second; voice (i hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.)

[bekommen]

[Nick's voice is raspier than usual, the way voices get when their owners have been screaming, or crying, or possibly both.]

You know what, you motherfucker? I'm coming back to haunt your ass after I'm dead. See how you like it.

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[notjustinthemirror]

Scream your way out of this shit.

[He's enjoying this. Oh yes.]

[bekommen]

Go fuck yourself.

[She's ... not, obviously.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Box is a little small for that, but I appreciate the suggestion.

[bekommen]

Well, I'm sure if you put your mind to it, you'll find a way.

[notjustinthemirror]

Your belief in my abilities is touching.

So just how long does it take for a box six feet under to run out of air?

[bekommen]

Do I look like a fucking encyclopedia?

[She doesn't know. She can only guess it's a shorter amount of time than they have.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Let me know when it happens. Satisfy both our curiosity.

You don't sound like you're having much fun over there. Pressing engagement you're missing?

[bekommen]

Oh, you'll be the first to know.

[Not.]

Yeah, I'm late for my manicure. [Her eyerolling is just about audible.] What the fuck do you care, anyway?

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm stuck in a box, I don't exactly have anything better to be doing.

Maybe I'm just concerned about you. Overflowing with worry. Can't you tell?

[bekommen]

Yeah, it must be super boring not being able to throw shit at people's heads.

[Because concern is obviously off the table.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Heh.

Fun times.

[bekommen]

Yeah, if you're a goddamn sociopath. Which, clearly, you must be.

[notjustinthemirror]

You say the sweetest things and you barely even know me.

You didn't look too eager to back down either. So, let's not quibble about our mental states.

[bekommen]

Hey, you fucking started it, asshole. Don't bitch at me 'cause I was willing to finish it.

[notjustinthemirror]

Don't act like you didn't enjoy it.

[bekommen]

So what if I did?

[notjustinthemirror]

Just pointing it out.

Too bad we can't go for round two.

[100% acting like he didn't get his ass handed to him.]

[bekommen]

Oh, haven't you heard? We're all gonna get rescued, it's just a matter of fucking time.

[Like she really believes that.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Hey, I've got all the time in the world.

How's the air over there?

[bekommen]

Fine. How's your face over there?

[notjustinthemirror]

As pretty as always.

Why? Miss me?

[bekommen]

Like a case of herpes. Fuck off.

I love these two.

[notjustinthemirror]

Make me.

sobbing, same

[bekommen]

[AGGRESSIVELY HANGS UP]

\o/

[notjustinthemirror]

[Can you hear him laughing over in your coffin? Because he's laughing pretty loud as he puts the phone down.]