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[Nick's voice is raspier than usual, the way voices get when their owners have been screaming, or crying, or possibly both.]

You know what, you motherfucker? I'm coming back to haunt your ass after I'm dead. See how you like it.

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well where i grew up u get ur teeth punched out for callng me that so dont

my name is nick u can call me that

Okay Nick. I'm sorry.

My name's Amos. It's nice to meet you. :3

sure w/e best way 2 meet ppl is when ur buried 6 ft undergroudn

Well, there are worse ways!

Like I really don't recommend meeting someone because you're both lined up for back-alley execution by the Russian mob...

Or because the natives just chased you into a piranha-infested river for being blasphemous outsider devils...

Or because you're both in the hospital after having your asses kicked by a very angry kangaroo in the Aussie back-country....

yea how likely is any of that happenng?

....very likely if you're me. >.>;

then i guess it sux 2 be u

Yeah sometimes it does. But hey, I'm alive so far, so it's okay.

[Amos doesn't mention that in two of those scenarios, he hadn't just met the person in question: the piranha incident and the kangaroo upset had both been the fault of Kat, Amos's friend and long-time reluctant partner in certain business adventures, mostly drug and illegal weaponry runs across borders.]

howd u escape the russian mob anyway?

Happy coincidence in the form of a police chase.

And a very convenient dumpster to hide behind.

sounds fake but ok

Remind me and when we actually meet, I'll show you the very pretty bullet-scar on my shoulder from that. Ricochet is not your friend in a gunfight.

sure soon as i get outta here u'll be the 1st i look 4

Sure thing, Nick.

[Amos also sends along a quick selfie: His smile might not be his best smile, but he's smiling, blue-lit by the cell-phone light. Typical Asian features, his ears pierced multiple smiles, a Monroe piercing high on his left cheek. His eues are dark brown, his hair black and almost to his shoulders, now splayed around his head like a negative sunburst.]

Look for the shortest guy and that will probably be me.

[At the grand total height of five foot and six inches, Amos is well air he's much shorter than the general population.]

lern 2 read SARCASM

Sorry, sarcasm sensor is broken :D

then get it fixed obviusly

My friend Kat's been trying for years, sorry, think it's permanently broke. :D

[Amos mainly tends to ignore biting sarcasm, mainly because Kat uses it so often it's almost become a sign of affection. Well, Amos is pretty sure it's affection, because Kat hasn't killed him yet.]

[Too bad for Nick.]

maybe u should try harder

Sure thing, Nick :D

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