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Whats'a gurl gotta doo to get her mitts on sum crumpets around here? I mean, whoos I gotta blow up!? Imma doo it, I am if I gots to!

[ Tiny Tina has come to the network for one very important reason today. Her evil double twin kind of accidentally on purpose ate all of her food reserves. She did, however, leave a wonderful tin can castle, complete with moat and drawbridge from the empty cans for Tina to play with! But yea... Ate all her food. Not cool. Not cool at all. ]

Okay~ So like, Imma bee reeeel generous right 'bout now, SO LISTEN UP FOO! My sista from another mista, went and done me like Goldie Glocks went and dun dem poor ol' bears. SHE ATE ALL OF THE FOODZ! UGH! I got mutha Hubbard... I got mutah Hubbard so hard, right in the cupboard...

So~ Why is dis me bean generous I hear yoo cry~?! Simple! If yoo can make me some, oh I dunno~ Crumpets or choc-chip cookies, heck I'd even settle for a dank ass salad gurl! But yes! If sumone wants'a be so kind~ and doo me this flava, Imma make dem any kinda badass, bubblegum chewin', name takin', bra removin', super powah'd weapon of they dreams~

[ despite her tone and general butchering of language, Tina is being very, very serious. She has supplies, homemade explosives, homemade bullets and not to mention she still has some of that eridium from her homeworld of Pandora left. She's crazy and capable of anything at this point. ]

Dis is a once in a lyfe time opportunity yo. Yoo be cray cray to turn dis up. Mmm!

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I really shouldn't but I do have a set of chocolate chip cookies not currently in use...

[Though if Road ever finds out he might not hear the end of it. This was her stash he was saving for her.]

Oh-Hi~! It's mah dappa bro with the tip-top hat!

[ Waving frantically at the screen, wide and toothy (minus a few teeth she's lost recently) grin and a little chuckle under her breath as she greets him. ]

Awww~ But.. But!

[ Insert pouting face here. ]

I'm wastin' away! I needs choc-chips or I might die!

[ Flopping around dramatically, almost falling over in the process. ]

[Nope, still not use to that speech.]

I suppose I have no choice then. Tell me where to bring the cookies and I will come. I have nothing else to do at the moment.

[ It's okay Mister Mikk, not many people are. ]

Sir Fancypants, Yoo outdo yourself~

[ For you, Tyki, Tina even puts on her dressy voice. She's far too excited and hungry to think straight so this is well needed! ]

You can hit me up at my workshop, boo. Down by the stores, can't miss it! Gots me a pirate skull and bonez flag flyin' from the broken window! OmgICAN'TWAIT!! All I wanna do is nom nom NOM!

I try.

[Fancy half bow incoming. He's teasing right now as he gives her that courtesy.]

It's rude to keep a little lady waiting so I will hurry as fast as I can.

[ His fancy half bow wasn't wasted on Tina, so loves~ it when people play along! Giving him a curtsy of her own as she giggles a little manically under her breath. She's just a little girl after all, no matter how deranged she was. ]

Run lyke your lyfe depends on it! Or wait no! Like MY lyfe depends on it because really, it does.

[ She was already disabling all the bobbies traps and trip wires she'd set up. The last thing she wanted was for her best bro and his cookies to go boom boom! ]

[He'll do it more often if it delighted her. Ah, it is making him miss his niece but then she was always a handful he was willing to deal with.]

Hai, hai. I'll be there in just a moment.

[Not that the traps would matter but she doesn't know that and it is the thought that counts. He nods to her and cuts the feed to go gather up what she needs. He's not going to hurry but he'll make a reasonable pace of getting there.]

[ It really does delight her! Tina loves it when people humor her and Tyki, so far, has done nothing but humor her! She loves his accent and his dapper dress style! He's like something straight out of one of her tea party dreams~ as for his niece? Tina would possibly get along rather well with her, had they the chance to meet. ]

I can't wait! I can't waaaait~ Are yoo nearly here yet? How about now? Huh, huh, HUH!?

[ Tina was far too excited! Bouncing around her little workshop as she waited, impatiently for him. Oh, it was going to be so good! To finally taste the sweet nectar of cookie and chocolate again~ He couldn't arrive faster! ]

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[Dear god that is annoying but nothing really tops that whine that Road can exhibit if given a long enough time without what she wants. He's staying on the line though he's regretting it the more she goes on.

He makes his way past the entrance and towards her little shop of shops and she can likely recognize the area behind him since he's not exactly keeping it private. He will turn off the video feed for some privacy.]

Oi, little miss. I have your cookies.

OmgOMG yoo nearly here boo!!

[ Rushing out to the door, pulling open the shutters and springing out like some kind of deranged jack-in-the-box. scanning the area frantically before she spots him just a little ways off.

Making a mad dash for it, Tina rushed at him, full speed ahead! ]

Coo~kee~sss!!

[ Without much warning, she was lunging herself at Tyki. Arms open wide and a goofy, excited smile on her face. She was a little face hugger bug, wrapping her self around him and clinging on where she could. ]

This is the best day ever!!

[O-oh he's not expecting this at all. There is suddenly a human monkey wrapped around him like he was some sort of tree. He's glancing down at the little lady and laughing a little at her just clinging.

In his hand is the cookies and he'll wiggle it up enough to see it with a small exasperated noise.] Is it now? I believe I have what you want.

[ Tyki is so good, for putting up with her like he does, it would suck without him here to put up with her.

She smiled and giggled up at him, through her teeth in a wicked grin. Her eyes spotting those cookies and in a second she was clambering up his arm and trying to eat them from his hand. ]

It is! It really really is!! I eva tell yoo, yoo da best?

[He admits he's growing quite attached to her even if it was half as a replacement for someone else.

He's handing over the cookies in the package so she first off doesn't end up eating his hand or the wrappers they are stored in.]

Not lately. I'll take that compliment.

[ Replacement or not, Tina would take it! She missed the Vault Hunters, Roland especially and sure, Tyki wasn't as big or anything like a mercenary but he was fun and let her get away with raising hell.

Her hands were like that of a small monkey. Grabbing at the cookies and unwrapping them, shoving one of them into her mouth, chomping down on it loud and messy. ]

Deez are soooo~ GOOD! Where have they BIN ALL MY LYFE!!!??

[He unfortunately got off on a bad start for one of the vault hunters thanks to Rage. It was never fixed because he's dangerous. He does unfortunately like children and with Road and Jasdebi combined he's had practice.

This is Tyki trying to set her down on the ground so he can maybe not get crumbs on his nice shirt.]

I found them at the market or whatever that is called. They aren't there all the time but they do pop up occasionally.

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