hadriel | [Video]

Whats'a gurl gotta doo to get her mitts on sum crumpets around here? I mean, whoos I gotta blow up!? Imma doo it, I am if I gots to!

[ Tiny Tina has come to the network for one very important reason today. Her evil double twin kind of accidentally on purpose ate all of her food reserves. She did, however, leave a wonderful tin can castle, complete with moat and drawbridge from the empty cans for Tina to play with! But yea... Ate all her food. Not cool. Not cool at all. ]

Okay~ So like, Imma bee reeeel generous right 'bout now, SO LISTEN UP FOO! My sista from another mista, went and done me like Goldie Glocks went and dun dem poor ol' bears. SHE ATE ALL OF THE FOODZ! UGH! I got mutha Hubbard... I got mutah Hubbard so hard, right in the cupboard...

So~ Why is dis me bean generous I hear yoo cry~?! Simple! If yoo can make me some, oh I dunno~ Crumpets or choc-chip cookies, heck I'd even settle for a dank ass salad gurl! But yes! If sumone wants'a be so kind~ and doo me this flava, Imma make dem any kinda badass, bubblegum chewin', name takin', bra removin', super powah'd weapon of they dreams~

[ despite her tone and general butchering of language, Tina is being very, very serious. She has supplies, homemade explosives, homemade bullets and not to mention she still has some of that eridium from her homeworld of Pandora left. She's crazy and capable of anything at this point. ]

Dis is a once in a lyfe time opportunity yo. Yoo be cray cray to turn dis up. Mmm!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Tina blinked as he yelled at her. Sure, she was used to loud people yelling all the time, but this was like an angry yell at her!? That was something she wasn't used to in the slightest. No one tells off Tiny Tina, what gives? ]

Ow ow ow ow owie~!

[ Whinging as he tugged on her wrist. wriggling and trying to break free of his grip. Staring up at him like a kicked puppy. If he had set her outside, she would have gotten board and pressed her face up against the window to watch. Her sticky dirty hands smearing up the glass in the process, he wouldn't have liked that.

Sitting on the seat with a sigh and a huff, swaying her legs and kicking the underneath of the table in an annoying drumming sound. ]

Has it been 20 mins yet? How about now? Are they ready? I can smell them! They must be done! has it been 20 mins yet~?

Edited 2017-02-26 22:57 (UTC)

[Thankfully, Yukari can handle noise far better than dirt. It's not pleasant by any stretch of the imagination, but he isn't visibly annoyed by it. He throws in the occasional, surprisingly calm not yet in response to Tina's neverending barrage of questions, mixing the chocolate chips into the cream cheese frosting while they wait.

When the cake layer is finally done, he takes it out of the oven for it to cool, and sets to icing the baser layers of the cake, stacking them on top of each other carefully. He takes careful implications to make the frosting have intricate patterns along it's detail. He doesn't care if it will probably get destroyed by the ~~monster~~ girl in a matter of moments, it's the principle of the thing.

When he's done, he finally takes his apron off and wraps it carefully for her, in the hopes that, at the very least, she'll be able to carry it home without losing any of it.]

Alright, it's finally done.

[He carries it out to her in a taller box.]

...Do me a favour and wait until you're outside of my house to eat it. [You know, just in case it wasn't obvious to the little mongrel.]

[ Tina's eye's lit up like fireworks when she saw the cake all done and frosting applied. She was too excited to kick up a fuss.

It didn't matter what Yukari was saying or why she wasn't allowed to eat any in the house, she was just happy to have one, and one specially made for her and her alone. She wanted to share it with him.

So, getting up and running at him, throwing her arms around him in a cheerful hug. ]

This is the BEST! Shawty yoo the BEST! ... Wanna have some of it with me now?

[ In that moment she actually managed to look innocent like the child she was. ]

[Oh, look, a double cringe factor. Not just for Tina not having showered and touching him, but Yukari is immensely offput by displays of affection from anyone but Curufin. (And even then... sometimes he'd rather slap the Elf for his crude methods of teasing.) Yukari's mind, and body, totally freezes up.

....It's not okay to hit a kid just for hugging you.

Yukari opts, instead, to gently pat her on the head in his state of shock. It's certainly polite of her to offer to share. At least she has some trace of manners. He actually manages a small smile.]

It's alright, you keep it all for yourself. A growing girl needs to eat. [Even if it's not the healthiest of foods.] Maybe the next time I make something for you, we can share.

[ Nodding frantically, letting go of Yukari and holding the cake as carefully as she could. She was treating it like any other explosive she'd taken care and time over. It was probably a big surprise for Yukari, to see her actually, kind of behaving herself.

Wobbling a little as she tried to look over the top of the cake so that she could talk to him. ]

So~ What kinda weapon yoo want me to rustle up for ya gurl?!

[It certainly does surprise him, for how much she was acting up earlier. But, at the moment, she's behaving, and the rest doesn't matter.]

Can you make anything that would work compatibly with a sword, as an add on or extension? Explosions are great, in this circumstance. So, perhaps an extension to a sword that could be used to create explosions, without harming the user of course. Would you be able to make anything like that?

[ Tina get's a slow growing, wide and crazy smile on her face. Oh ho ho, he just said the magic word. ]

Boo, yoo just' sit tight! I've got just the thang in mind!

[ Tina was quick when it came to thinking, especially when the thoughts involved explosions! She had an idea, something similar to Swordsplosion except this wouldn't fire explosive swords from a gun, it would fire projectiles with the swoop of a sword! ]

Delightful, I look forward to the results. Pleasure doing business with you.

[Yukari actually manages a rather sincere smile. Gains are a favourable thing.]

[Video]

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject