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[prazerbutterfly]

[The view is actually settled on his face for once. He's getting better at managing this form of technology. Instead of his room which is usually filled with pillows and a messy bed he's sitting on a couch. The room is rather barren and seems to be filled with only basic necessities. It's a little depressing for Tyki's taste but he's sitting comfortably on it like it is his own.

It's not. It's actually the current residence of Yu Kanda and he's here completely uninvited.]

Now that things have settled down it almost feels like everything has normalized. Well, almost everything. I do apologize if my double has done anything rather damaging either to your residence or your person. I ran into him a few times but was unable to stop him. [Due to reasons he doesn't want to discuss. That would mean giving away his abilities.]

I have just two questions today. One, has anyone been to the bottom of the lake? Two, can anyone understand me? [The second question is entirely in Portuguese. It's more of a curiosity than anything.] And lastly, cigarettes. Annoy Hope for cigarettes and I will offer any favor I can whether it is hunting or trading if you are the one to succeed. In any case, I am bored and will gladly travel with you for company if you have anything to do. I do rath-


[Oh, sorry, were you speaking to the public? Kanda doesn't care. Enjoy that boot aiming right for the back of your head there, Tyki, because this was certainly the face of someone walking into intruders. He won't quite stab his couch, not yet, though his little hole in the ground doesn't provide much room in the way of fighting. He's very quick about getting onto Tyki and getting straight to the point. He doesn't care if his phone is still recording. Doesn't care if he catches the Guard's attention. He just wants the bastard out of his sancuary. Which, of course, is no longer such.]

Get off your lazy ass, get the hell out, and go do your dirty work yourself!


[He's moving quickly off the couch and onto his feet in case that sword does come into play and with a rather bright smile he's holding his hands out wide to make himself less of a threat.] Oh come now, Exorcist. I thought we could have a little chat~♥

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[beanstalk]

[ Damn. Kanda's scoffing at the miss, and his hand was indeed on Mugen in case it became necessary. But no, no he's going to work on getting Tyki backed into that front door he can, quite literally, kick the damned Noah out. ]

What the hell could you even want that would involve breaking into my house?

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[prazerbutterfly]

[That bright smile remains intact as his hands still stay rather wide apart. He is going to thumb over his 'phone' and turn it off in any case so nothing else is recorded.]

It's where you are likely most comfortable at and I often go to lengths to make sure the person I am talking to is comfortable especially if I am possibly seen as a threat.

But, I feel as if our fighting is rather useless at the moment. Neither of us gets the intended result.

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[beanstalk]

[ God he really hates that smile. He'd very much love to kick it right off of that smug ass face of his. ]

That doesn't answer my question. What do you want, Noah. [ Patience? What's that? Because that's his hand starting to withdraw Mugen a little. ]

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[prazerbutterfly]

[Kanda, your foot only slightly works. It's not as good as pure Innocence currently held in his hand.]

Lunch, a warm bed, somewhere cozy to crash when I get bored. Lunch? [Tyki no. This is only going to upset him. Stop for just one damn moment for once.] I'm not calling for a truce. I'm not asking for allies but perhaps we can not attack each other the moment we see each other. A little break.

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[elegant_and_proud]

[Ikaruga covers her mouth with her loose, flowing sleeve as a proper lady should when she lets out a small laugh at their antics.]

Oh my. Breaking into someone's house just for fun, sir? Truly, you are bored.

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[prazerbutterfly]

[Oh, hello beautiful. He's back into gentleman mode. He lightly touches his chest with a small tilt of his body in a greeting bow.]

If you would be so kind as to forgive such rude manners then yes, I will be truthful and admit I am rather bored, my lady.

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[elegant_and_proud]

I think I can find it in me to be forgiving. We are all being kept in this small town with only so much to keep ourselves occupied with, after all.

[Still, breaking into somebody's house is a bit unorthodox. Not that she minds. It's not like she hasn't done plenty of illegal things.]

[Video]

[prazerbutterfly]

[He should be paying attention to the other swordsman in the room but... yeah. Tyki is quite dramatic and flashy at the worst/best of times.]

I've been here for a while and it can be said there is things to do for a little moment or two eventually it becomes routine.

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[fracturedbeauty]

[Ooh, boy, this must be Yukari's lucky week. People are offering favours left and right. Yukari gives an airy chuckle.]

Well, I am certainly not against having a favour owed to me. Tell me, Dark-chan, what is your skill set? I'd like to know what I would be cashing in for later. Or is hunting and trading all you are offering?

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[prazerbutterfly]

[He's noticed but hasn't lifted a finger to help but one.]

Hunting and trading are preferred but I am capable of obtaining items in a pristine condition. Earlier this week someone wanted a spine intact from a beast and it was given to them without a scratch. Corpse disposal is also something I wouldn't mind. It doesn't matter who or what if it is needed.

Of course, this only applies if you are able to annoy him enough to produce cigarettes.

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[fracturedbeauty]

Of course, I wouldn't expect anything less. And you think Hope will be the most likely to give in to such a task?

[He's only harassed one God so far. Admittedly he got nowhere. But that was just to troll, he didn't have another goal at the time.]

Will that be with or without filters?

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[prazerbutterfly]

No, not at all. If I thought he'd simply say yes I would not be asking others to annoy him.

[It's a shame because he really wants cigarettes and they didn't harm him at all.]

Filters? [He's from a Victorian age. Excuse him.]

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[bekommen]

[Oh, man. You said the magic word.]

If you can get cigarettes out of any of these assholes, it will be a fucking miracle.

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[prazerbutterfly]

[Right? He hasn't had one in a long while.]

If I had known that the pack I arrived with would be my only one I wouldn't have used it so quickly. Hope seems bent on preserving our lives.

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[bekommen]

Hope's a dick and a half. You'd be better off asking Delight - she's at least halfway reasonable.

[Also Nick sort of works for her, at her bar, so she's not gonna badmouth her sorta-boss.]

I'd offer to share, but my little evil twin smoked the last of mine. Bitch.

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[prazerbutterfly]

I don't particularly like any of these gods but you are right. Delight has been shown to at least keep things civil and reasonably. Hmmm.

[He's probably seen her once or twice. He does go to the bar every now and then.]

Ah, I would have been most grateful. Not to mention not everyone is generous with luxuries.

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[unitas]

Yeah, you might want to repeat number two in English. [ The language is familiar but it's definitely not one she can place other than one of the various romance languages that exist. Or maybe it's just similar enough to them. ]

And do you usually break into people's homes to have a chat? I hope the kick hurt. [ Because that's rude af, Tyki. Not that she gives a shit about Kanda but you don't go around breaking and entering. ]

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[prazerbutterfly]

Good day, Miss Sharon. I was curious if anyone spoke that language but it was a simple 'can you understand me?' more than anything. [He's Portuguese so it comes naturally. Not to mention it fit his sort of lifestyle even if he didn't get to use it much.]

No, but this particular person I usually have to go the extra mile just to get his attention without starting a fight. We're natural enemies, you see.

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[unitas]

Kanda seems like he's naturally enemies with everyone. [ Kanda and Sharon can and have gotten along but they're both kind of dicks and so they clash more often than they don't. To think, they worked on making fishing poles together. ]

But I'm guessing you're not there to hurt him, right? [ Is that curiosity peppering her question or minor worry? ]

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[prazerbutterfly]

You could say that. He's terribly sour all the time. Never quite stops to enjoy the pleasures of life even if it is just sitting down and enjoying the moment. [He's half tempted to weed that out of him but it was mostly from raw boredom.]

No, not this time. I just want to... talk.

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[handofsilver]

So you speak multiple languages? (That intrigues him. Elves do love their languages!) What are cigarettes? What is an Exorcist? Forgive me for all of my inquiries; I am only curious.

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[prazerbutterfly]

I do. [Even one that most couldn't hear directly without some sort of kindship to Tyki through having a Noah.] Cigarettes are a delicious wonder of nicotine and enjoyment. An Exorcist is an enemy. They are used in war as weapons to fight against my side of our little war. It's fine, I suppose. Telling you does little to harm anything of my world.

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[hornrims]

I have a cigarette I can spare. One. But I can hunt on my own. What else you got?

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[prazerbutterfly]

A bottle of vodka, 'tin foil' whatever that is, a few pillows I've collected, an odd pair of shoes labeled converse, a few books, a collection of feathers, some teeth, a couple of mimic bodies that were hollowed out, lanterns from those little green men that visited us a couple months back.

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[hornrims]

Not to sound like some kind of stereotype tradings cigs for booze, but I'll take some of that vodka.