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[thechoiceisyours]

[The person in the video might look familiar to some, if slightly more tired and banged up than usual. Still, despite the bruise on his forehead and the dark streaks of ash on his face and clothes his eyes are bright, indicating to anyone even slightly acquainted with him that he's about to say something ridiculous.]

Surprise, bitch, I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

[His voice is a little weak but he delivers the line with all the sassiness it deserves, before suddenly offering a grin.]

Okay, so like maybe two people here got that reference, but I so don't care. I punched a shark, so I can make whatever meme references I want.

[That's how it works, right?}

So um... Who's still here, I guess? Or who's new? How long have I been gone, because it feels like no time and like, a long time all at once. Sort of.

[He blinks a few times, smile fading a bit, mostly because he's totally exhausted.]

I'm um... I'm Chris, by the way. Been here before and whatever so... Got the general idea. The sharks are sort of new, though. Fucking sharks, man.

[Really, what even.]

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[iustitiae]

You know, now that you say that, I'm not actually sure anymore.

[he's only invested enough to remember who cries about who when they leave not enough to remember actual relationships.

a little knowledge is a dangerous thing]

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[64th]

We've got to make flashcards to keep track of this stuff.

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[iustitiae]

No kidding. It would make everything so much easier.

voice

[64th]

We should track who is enemies too. Just for fun.

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[iustitiae]

This is starting to sound very Mean Girls of us.

[which is not to say he doesnt like it just you know]

voice

[64th]

I prefer mean woman. [ you know, since they're going to be mean anyway. ]

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[iustitiae]

That was a movie reference. It doesn't matter.

voice

[64th]

[ sorry your cool bff doesn't understand when you make funny jokes, Connor ]

Ooh. That makes more sense.

So that's a yes on keeping track of who is enemies and exes, right?

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[iustitiae]

[one day he'll ask hope for it and cashmere will love it]

Sure. We'll keep track.

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[thechoiceisyours]

Okay, well, does my 'girlfriend' have red hair and is named Ashley, or...?

[Narrowing it down, but he's sounding pretty amused at this point. Gotta keep up on your gossip knowledge more, bro.]

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[iustitiae]

Yeah, no, not that one.

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[thechoiceisyours]

Okay, so, not my actual girlfriend then.

[Not surprising, though now he's curious about who is being designated his girlfriend.]

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[iustitiae]

Emily.....?

[at least he tells him]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[He actually laughs at that, though it might come out more like an exhausted giggle.]

Dude, don't ever let her hear you call her my girlfriend. She'll freak.

But that means she's still here?

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[iustitiae]

I was afraid that was where this was going. But yeah, she posted about it after you left. Was super sad.

text; /threadjacks

[unfollowing]

[Surprise, she heard you.]

OMG wtf, did you not see that shipping post, where i was on it with my boyfriend, whose name is matt?

are you one of those morons that thinks any pair of friends is automatically down to fuck each other?

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[thechoiceisyours]

Wait, you're not DTF?

[He's not as sorry for saying this as he should be. It was too difficult to resist.]

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[unfollowing]

would you even know what to do if i were?

[She is 0% sorry.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

Uh yeah, of course, I'd get really flustered and stammer a lot and then go hide in my room.

I know me.

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[unfollowing]

wow, thanks, nerdbrain. now i know how to get rid of you if i ever need to

text also ig ;

[iustitiae]

down to fuck? that escalated quickly

that post also said sans and wade should to be together so i'm not taking it as like irrefutable fact

she's a chronic texter lol; i'm really sorry about her lol

[unfollowing]

says the guy who thought me announcing chris was gone meant he was my boyfriend?

do you even know how to read? she broke ships out into actual ones, ones people hoped for, and ones that got broken up somehow. like chris and ashley, you know, his actual girlfriend. which i SUGGESTED. holy shit you're dumb

[iustitiae]

aren't you guys all, like, 12?

[unfollowing]

20, actually

[iustitiae]

wait really
i thought one of you guys was in high school