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[danseur]

[ he's been here so long just trying to survive out this weird goddamn fever dream that it's actually about to drive him crazy. ]

things i would give my left kidney for:

• koolaid
• an actual not-stupid microwave
• (& microwave popcorn)
• a not bullshit moon cycle?????
+ feel free to add your own



anyway does anyone need a roommate because ive gotta be honest here, shits gettin pretty lonely

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[unitas]

I just miss my dad. Everything else is inconsequential.

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[danseur]

[ okay look he's not being an insensitive ass here intentionally, but - ]

?? yeah is he dead or just not here

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[unitas]

Not here. Don't get me wrong, good thing and all, but I've been here a very, very long time. [ And that brief stint home, that doesn't count. ]

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[danseur]

yeah well i get it i guess. i miss my mom too.

maybe theyre off drinking mimosas or something on a beach.

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[solvethepuzzle]

Why is the moon cycle worth such a sacrifice to you?

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[danseur]

i mean its not THAT big of a sacrifice
i do have two kidneys

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[unitas]

No, my dad is somewhere between fog and reality, waiting for me to open the door. But maybe your mom is off with the mimosas.

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[danseur]

ok, uh, that got depressing. but ur gonna get that door open eventually, right?

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[solvethepuzzle]

It's still giving up an organ. Why aren't you answering my question?

[Says someone who also hasn't answered a posed question.]

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[blessedmaiden]

- My family.
- A proper library.

I have two empty rooms in my apartment, if you're feeling too lonely feel free to drop by and stay until you find somewhere else you'd rather stay.

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[danseur]

because... i like the moon?? i hear its a pretty cool thing. that raises questions but koolaid doesn't?

[ morgan can't even say 'it's none of your business,' considering he's the one who mentioned it in the first place. ]

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[danseur]

neeeeerd. :P

but seriously- the family thing. sucks, right??

[ he'll probably address the 'empty room' thing in a mo. ]

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[solvethepuzzle]

Koolaid is a more mundane thing to list than lunar cycles.

Your attempt at an answer looks insincere. [It strikes him as odd to actually type out the elipses. He would certainly do no such thing, betray such hesitation.]

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[danseur]

probably bc it was insincere. u really wanna know?

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[solvethepuzzle]

It would be ridiculous of me to ask a question I did not want an answer to, wouldn't it? And insisting on it would be even more so.

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[danseur]

[ man, people are weird here. okay, they're weird everywhere, but especially here. ]

u heard of werewolves?

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[solvethepuzzle]

[Nobody has ever accused Near of being normal. Seriously no one.]

I thought that might be the case. Are you ashamed of it?

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[danseur]

[ poor kid. :') ]

uhhh idk if i'd say "ashamed." its stupid and inconvenient more than anything else.

esp. without a calendar with lil reliable moon pictures on them

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[solvethepuzzle]

[He is content with who he is. Which should deeply concern any sane person.]

Do you lose control of yourself?

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[danseur]

ish. i mean i get enough warning to make sure that im safe.

[ and, more importantly, that everyone else is, too.

but consistency would b nice.

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[drabsolutelynot]

A legible book.

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[danseur]

started to say thats the saddest thing ive heard all day and then i realized yeah Id probably be happy if someone handed me a book right now.

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[drabsolutelynot]

Sad? Do you hold books in such low regard?

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[danseur]

well, its more like i dont think i've ever actually read on purpose? i mean for fun. definitely not for fun

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[drabsolutelynot]

I see. So what would be your preferred form of entertainment?