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[danseur]

[ he's been here so long just trying to survive out this weird goddamn fever dream that it's actually about to drive him crazy. ]

things i would give my left kidney for:

• koolaid
• an actual not-stupid microwave
• (& microwave popcorn)
• a not bullshit moon cycle?????
+ feel free to add your own



anyway does anyone need a roommate because ive gotta be honest here, shits gettin pretty lonely

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[danseur]

probably bc it was insincere. u really wanna know?

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[solvethepuzzle]

It would be ridiculous of me to ask a question I did not want an answer to, wouldn't it? And insisting on it would be even more so.

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[danseur]

[ man, people are weird here. okay, they're weird everywhere, but especially here. ]

u heard of werewolves?

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[solvethepuzzle]

[Nobody has ever accused Near of being normal. Seriously no one.]

I thought that might be the case. Are you ashamed of it?

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[danseur]

[ poor kid. :') ]

uhhh idk if i'd say "ashamed." its stupid and inconvenient more than anything else.

esp. without a calendar with lil reliable moon pictures on them

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[solvethepuzzle]

[He is content with who he is. Which should deeply concern any sane person.]

Do you lose control of yourself?

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[danseur]

ish. i mean i get enough warning to make sure that im safe.

[ and, more importantly, that everyone else is, too.

but consistency would b nice.

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[solvethepuzzle]

What happens in the event that you do not have time?

[He asks such comfortable questions, right?]

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[danseur]

uhhhhhh.

[ YEAH SO COMFORTABLE. ]

i always have time.