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[danseur]

[ he's been here so long just trying to survive out this weird goddamn fever dream that it's actually about to drive him crazy. ]

things i would give my left kidney for:

• koolaid
• an actual not-stupid microwave
• (& microwave popcorn)
• a not bullshit moon cycle?????
+ feel free to add your own



anyway does anyone need a roommate because ive gotta be honest here, shits gettin pretty lonely

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[unitas]

I just miss my dad. Everything else is inconsequential.

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[danseur]

[ okay look he's not being an insensitive ass here intentionally, but - ]

?? yeah is he dead or just not here

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[unitas]

Not here. Don't get me wrong, good thing and all, but I've been here a very, very long time. [ And that brief stint home, that doesn't count. ]

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[solvethepuzzle]

Why is the moon cycle worth such a sacrifice to you?

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[danseur]

i mean its not THAT big of a sacrifice
i do have two kidneys

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[solvethepuzzle]

It's still giving up an organ. Why aren't you answering my question?

[Says someone who also hasn't answered a posed question.]

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[blessedmaiden]

- My family.
- A proper library.

I have two empty rooms in my apartment, if you're feeling too lonely feel free to drop by and stay until you find somewhere else you'd rather stay.

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[danseur]

neeeeerd. :P

but seriously- the family thing. sucks, right??

[ he'll probably address the 'empty room' thing in a mo. ]

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[blessedmaiden]

Shut up, you don't undersand, we all know how books are 'cool kids only' :P

It's unpleasant, yes, but someday we'll eventually be allowed to go back home and I can handle to stay without them until then.

[Oh, she's not going to push the topic, hers was an offer but if he has better plans Rydia isn't going to insist in any way.]

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[drabsolutelynot]

A legible book.

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[danseur]

started to say thats the saddest thing ive heard all day and then i realized yeah Id probably be happy if someone handed me a book right now.

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[drabsolutelynot]

Sad? Do you hold books in such low regard?

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[torrefied]

Chocolate. I wouldn't sacrifice my own kidney for it, though I might trade in someone else's.

[He is not actually joking. Mostly. And, because he's nosy af and read Near's comments:]

You're really a werewolf?

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[danseur]

yeah dude i mean that's fine but maybe dont volunteer that info.... ur gonna be the first person people look at when someone's kidney goes missing :P



and yeah? as far as i can tell i'm still in like the top 10% of 'normal' for shit in this city

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[torrefied]

I've already had my share of encounters with the so-called City Guard. They're about as useless as a vestigial tail, and Hope would probably end up replacing a missing organ anyway.

[Sooo not a big deal.]

I didn't say or even imply that you were abnormal. I'm asking because it's interesting. Lycanthropy exists only in myth and fantasy where I'm from.

[unfollowing]

my parents

[They're good people who deserve a better daughter, but they love her.]

i don't want them to be here, but i miss them

also, pizza

[danseur]

man this place is full of people missing their parents. i mean im not harshing on u, i miss my mom too.




but yeah pizza ranks probably like a close 3rd. id probably cry over a shitty freezer pizza at this point.

[unfollowing]

at least it's better than whiny teenage angst about how mommy and daddy don't get you

ikr? god. if only

[edibles]

Popcorn would be pretty good.

[danseur]

and like a bucket of butter. id drink it straight.

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[occupiesvitalregions]

man i feel this

i miss video games

shit's boring when there aren't monsters trying to eat us

also living in my own apartment has been great and living alone is awesome

but also i've been contemplating getting a roommate

not cuz i'm lonely or anything, just cuz it'd be more efficient for people to live together here. right????

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[danseur]

yeah no see i'll take a hard pass on the monster attacks. ill just go ahead and send all mine ur way.

(and psst who are you trying to convince.... because shit is definitely lonely here)

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[crisised]

Definitely Netflix.

And a real sun to match a better moon cycle.

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[danseur]

for sure... way too hard to work on my tan like this :p

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[wendigoner]

ooh popcorn, good one!

i miss gatorade. good with popcorn.