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[danseur]

[ he's been here so long just trying to survive out this weird goddamn fever dream that it's actually about to drive him crazy. ]

things i would give my left kidney for:

• koolaid
• an actual not-stupid microwave
• (& microwave popcorn)
• a not bullshit moon cycle?????
+ feel free to add your own



anyway does anyone need a roommate because ive gotta be honest here, shits gettin pretty lonely

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[unfollowing]

my parents

[They're good people who deserve a better daughter, but they love her.]

i don't want them to be here, but i miss them

also, pizza

[danseur]

man this place is full of people missing their parents. i mean im not harshing on u, i miss my mom too.




but yeah pizza ranks probably like a close 3rd. id probably cry over a shitty freezer pizza at this point.

[unfollowing]

at least it's better than whiny teenage angst about how mommy and daddy don't get you

ikr? god. if only

[danseur]

lol god i dont miss being a teenager.

[ someday he'll learn to actually, uh. learn things about the people he's talking to before insulting an entire demographic. ]

i would probably do a naked handstand in the middle of the city for a decent cheeseburger lets be real.

[unfollowing]

wtf is it with people here being such dicks about teenagers?

[It's cool, Morgan. She's twenty now.]

please don't, nobody needs to see that

[danseur]

if i had to guess? probably because weve all been teenagers. no offense. :P

[ he's just gonna play it safe and assume she's like 15 for now, though. ]

and excuse me
someone out there would totally be into that.

[unfollowing]

no, there's definitely one asshole who seems to think teenagers are beneath him. but at least your argument is normal

[Good call tbh.]

whatever. if you everthink to do something like that, announce it so i can avoid the sight and spare myself the need to beg one of the gods for brain bleach