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[danseur]

[ he's been here so long just trying to survive out this weird goddamn fever dream that it's actually about to drive him crazy. ]

things i would give my left kidney for:

• koolaid
• an actual not-stupid microwave
• (& microwave popcorn)
• a not bullshit moon cycle?????
+ feel free to add your own



anyway does anyone need a roommate because ive gotta be honest here, shits gettin pretty lonely

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[danseur]

for sure... way too hard to work on my tan like this :p

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[crisised]

Haha. If you're that worried about your tan, you should check the stores for some tanning spray or something.

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[danseur]

wait




do you think they actually have any of that




asking for a friend

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[crisised]

I have no idea. Maybe??

If not I bet Delight could get you some, she seems like the easy-ish to trade with type.

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[danseur]

****could get my FRIEND some. i am already buff and permanently tanned, thanks. no help in a can for me.

lmao. no but seriously. u miss the real sun that much?

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[crisised]

Yeah, I do. My biology is different and absorbs sunlight in a way humans' bodies don't.

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[danseur]

what.

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[crisised]

I'm an alien?

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[danseur]

okay no joke that is awesome. are u like a little green man or???

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[crisised]

[ kara switches to video and gives her comm a look. ]

Yeah, no.

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[danseur]

[ MORGAN IS NOT EXPECTING THE ABRUPT CHANGE TO VIDEO

which means kara will catch him lying down, holding the comm with one hand and shoveling stale potato chips into his mouth with the other. he first looks startled, and then immediately drops the comm onto his face. ]

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[danseur]

[ the feed cuts to black for just a second, and but he's at least sitting up when it returns. there are still definitely crumbs on his face, though. ]

Nice human suit.

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[crisised]

[ she muffles her laughter (and possibly a snort) behind her hand and tries to compose herself whilst the screen is black.

it... mostly works? she's still smiling and clearly amused, though. ]

Actually, I think it's the other way around. You've got a nice kryptonian suit.