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Josh Washington ([personal profile] pighead) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2016-05-27 07:25 pm

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hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-05-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay he can't just watch these terrible conversations anymore.]

Dude no offense but you are legit the worst wingman in history.
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-05-28 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
You so don't get credit for that

In fact I think you get anti-credit

If that's not a thing it is now
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-05-28 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Dude

No

You lost all your credit points for cheating
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-05-28 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure that's only for the people actually involved, bro

Unless there's like, something you want to share to me or Ash
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-05-28 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He knows your games, bro.]

I think I'm gonna count this as my win, then

Which means I don't have to poison your coffee so really we both win
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[personal profile] thechoiceisyours 2016-05-28 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Fine fine your coffee's safe from me

No promises about Ash when she sees this though