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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[text]

[tongueamok]

You're trying to look out for them... by broadcasting their private affairs all over the communicators.

[64th]

by "buds" do you mean you?

wait are people having sex? [ THIS IS NOT FAIR. SHE IS NOT HAVING SEX. ]

text

[hybridification]

Oh hey I've got another one.

'Don't be silly, wrap your willy.'

Hah. Classic.

[pighead]

hey i didnt name names that wouldve been rude

[tongueamok]

You can't think the parties in question won't see this and know you're speaking of them.

[pighead]

unfortunately not me

and if they dont fuck it up theyll be having sex soon i bet

[not here]

[thechoiceisyours]

[If Josh is anywhere in the house he can probably hear the dramatic sigh and flop onto his bed that Chris does when he sees this post.]

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[pighead]

thats a good one

hey do you guys have space condoms

[64th]

this place is depressing

no sun and no sex

they could totally have sex without condoms, though

text;

[closerift]

[ Okay, so... admittedly, she still isn't great with texting, but this is kind of important. Though, she also realizes she can't just up and ask what a damn condom is, knowing the kind of sass she'll likely be put through for an answer. ]

Have you found any?

text

[hybridification]

Part of me wants to say yes.

The other part of me really wants to know how a space condom would be different than a regular condom.

[pighead]

oh im sure theyll know

theyll know im lookin out for them!

[totally not here]

[pighead]

[This is TRUE friendship.]

[pighead]

im not ready to be an uncle

but hey if you want some no strings attached fun you got my number

text;

[pighead]

not yet but i have hope

[tongueamok]

And that you have no respect for their privacy. Some subjects are best left to those involved, don't you think?

text

[pighead]

rockets

neon

text;

[frigidus]

What are you talking about?

[64th]

aren't you like, 17

text

[hybridification]

I like your style. You're hired.

Not that I'm making neon rocket condoms or starting a business capable of producing them, but you know, if I were, I'd hire you to be the head of my condom think tank.






...hahahaha. Head.

crash

[64th]

it's just sex

bless

[tongueamok]

Yes, I understand that's what he's talking about.

[text]

[mismanagement]

[.....guess who just remembered she's stuck with a bunch of teenagers. Guess who is regretting her life choices.]

your commitment to the health of the community is appreciated

[pighead]

some people need a wingman bro

you probably need like 5

text

[outermirrors]

that's actually on people's list of priorities right now?