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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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[text]

[mismanagement]

[.....guess who just remembered she's stuck with a bunch of teenagers. Guess who is regretting her life choices.]

your commitment to the health of the community is appreciated

[text]

[pighead]

thanks team mom

just lookin out for the people!

[text]

[mismanagement]

why am i team mom

when did this happen

[text]

[pighead]

just now

idk you seem like the type

all responsible and shit

[text]

[mismanagement]

i suppose thats a compliment

[text]

[pighead]

yeah totally moms can be hot too

[text]

[mismanagement]

no no we are not doing that

[text]

[pighead]

doing what

[text]

[mismanagement]

this conversation
at all

[text]

[pighead]

this is a great conversation

im changing your life

[text]

[mismanagement]

how

how exactly are you changing my life?

[text]

[pighead]

im introducing you to your destiny as team hot mom

[text]

[mismanagement]

i am too sober for this conversation

[text]

[pighead]

sweet lets play a drinking game

every time i say something that makes you cringe take a shot

[text] / gently threadjacks

[unfollowing]

oh honey you are so the mom type, it's so cute

[text] :)

[mismanagement]

apparently

i dont know when this happened

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[unfollowing]

maybe when you started organizing a squad to fight monsters for everyone

[That's totally what Maketh did.]

[text]

[mismanagement]

how does that make me team mom???

[Okay, she did kinda adopt Newt. So there's that.]

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[unfollowing]

mama bear instinct, protective instincct, whatever you want to call it

also you gave me advice about how to deal with my feelings, that's such a mom thing to do. a cool mom thing

[Now she's just stretching but goddamn, it's fun.]

[text]

[mismanagement]

thats just tactics

okay


wait


what's a cool mom???? what does that mean

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[unfollowing]

[Yes excellent this is a great way to spend a boring day in shithole cavetown.]

lol ok call it what you want

you know how moms can be really overbearing and like, smother their kids? that's the opposite of a cool mom. youre not telling people not to fight, youre just making sure they know how to do it

like, my mom is nice and all but she never wouldve taught me how to break someone's nose

[text]

[mismanagement]

how is this different from being logical
i dont want you to die


well im sure she would want you to do it properly if you had to

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[unfollowing]

admit it, maketh, you care about us all

lol she'd rather i never get in a dangerous situation at all, actually

[text]

[mismanagement]

of course i care!

well thats reasonable but unfortunately not possible here

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[unfollowing]

soldier mom. ex-soldier mom [Insert smiley emoji. With horns. Because it's Emily.]

or at home but that doesnt stop her from being, you know, a mom about it