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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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[text]

[mismanagement]

thats just tactics

okay


wait


what's a cool mom???? what does that mean

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[unfollowing]

[Yes excellent this is a great way to spend a boring day in shithole cavetown.]

lol ok call it what you want

you know how moms can be really overbearing and like, smother their kids? that's the opposite of a cool mom. youre not telling people not to fight, youre just making sure they know how to do it

like, my mom is nice and all but she never wouldve taught me how to break someone's nose

[text]

[mismanagement]

how is this different from being logical
i dont want you to die


well im sure she would want you to do it properly if you had to

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[unfollowing]

admit it, maketh, you care about us all

lol she'd rather i never get in a dangerous situation at all, actually

[text]

[mismanagement]

of course i care!

well thats reasonable but unfortunately not possible here

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[unfollowing]

soldier mom. ex-soldier mom [Insert smiley emoji. With horns. Because it's Emily.]

or at home but that doesnt stop her from being, you know, a mom about it

[text]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh is very confused. But she's decided to go with it because why not.]

i suppose there are worse things