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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

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[mismanagement]

how

how exactly are you changing my life?

[text]

[pighead]

im introducing you to your destiny as team hot mom

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[mismanagement]

i am too sober for this conversation

[text]

[pighead]

sweet lets play a drinking game

every time i say something that makes you cringe take a shot

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[mismanagement]

i would literally die of alcohol poisoning

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[pighead]

hell yeah best way to go

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[mismanagement]

id prefer to avoid that

it would be messy

[text]

[pighead]

sure but youd be nice and drunk while it was happening

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[mismanagement]

i will decline

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[pighead]

see? mom

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[mismanagement]

dont complain when you get a hangover

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[pighead]

im gonna complain so much

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[mismanagement]

this is the literal definition of natural consequences

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[pighead]

haha yeah but whats the fun if you cant complain

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[mismanagement]

you are very strange

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[pighead]

people have said that to me before but i think its a compliment maybe