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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[pighead]

oh im sure theyll know

theyll know im lookin out for them!

[tongueamok]

And that you have no respect for their privacy. Some subjects are best left to those involved, don't you think?

crash

[64th]

it's just sex

bless

[tongueamok]

Yes, I understand that's what he's talking about.

[64th]

so what's the big deal it's not like sex is a secret

[tongueamok]

It's something best left out of polite discussion, if you ask me. It's brash enough to talk about such business in the open, and even more so when you're talking about someone else. They might not want people to hear that.

[64th]

Brash


haha hahahah ahahahahaha hahahahahah ahahaha

that's so you can tell i'm laughing cause i know you can't hear me

[tongueamok]

[If only sighing were audible through text.]

I got that impression, thank you. Your amusement has been noted.

[64th]

you should try to be more open-minded about sex, everyone does it

[tongueamok]

What people do behind closed doors is no business of mine. If they could keep it to themselves, that'd be wonderful.

[64th]

What about you?

;)

[ Cashmere stop ]

[tongueamok]

I'm sorry?

[Oh no, Cashmere.]

[64th]

[ never show your weakness to a crazy blonde ]

you don't have anything fun to do behind closed doors?

[tongueamok]

I work in a church.













So no.

[pighead]

some people need a wingman bro

you probably need like 5

[tongueamok]

I'm sorry, a wingman?

[He doesn't even know what it is, but he's absolutely sure he does not need five of them.]

[pighead]

yeah

a bro who is cooler than you to smooth your way with the ladies because youre an awkward nerd

not like you specifically - well ok

you specifically

[tongueamok]

I'm not an awkward nerd, but I see what you mean now.

[Lies upon lies.]

[pighead]

yeah..................... sure

happy to help you learn and grow

[tongueamok]

I get the distinct feeling you don't believe me.

[pighead]

im not trying to damage your self image or anything but im sorry to inform you that you are a super nerd

[tongueamok]

You don't even know me.

[pighead]

but i know nerds

its ok some girls are into that

usually theyre also nerds

or guys?? no judgement

[tongueamok]

I don't see how this is any of your business.

[Just going to dodge that question.]

[pighead]

im just trying to look out for you bro

everyone deserves a little love