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[pighead]

hey guys im here today to talk about a subject thats really important to all of us

safe sex

remember to always wrap it before you tap it

so has anyone found any condoms here because i have some buds who really need to get laid and im trying to look out for them

no glove no love my friends

Comments

[tongueamok]

I get the distinct feeling you don't believe me.

[pighead]

im not trying to damage your self image or anything but im sorry to inform you that you are a super nerd

[tongueamok]

You don't even know me.

[pighead]

but i know nerds

its ok some girls are into that

usually theyre also nerds

or guys?? no judgement

[tongueamok]

I don't see how this is any of your business.

[Just going to dodge that question.]

[pighead]

im just trying to look out for you bro

everyone deserves a little love

[tongueamok]

Again, you don't know me and I don't know you.

[pighead]

oh

im josh

[tongueamok]

Carlisle Longinmouth.

And I'll stop you there and insist that I don't need anyone 'looking out' for me, thank you.

[pighead]

sure

the ladies must be all over you

[tongueamok]

Even if they were, I would have to tell them that I have no interest in such things.

[pighead]

ok

the dudes must be all over you

[tongueamok]

Even if they were, I would have to tell them that I have no interest in such things.

[pighead]

yeah but do you actually have no interest or are you just covering up for never getting any

[tongueamok]

As a cleric in the service of the Camisou, I'm not allowed to "get any."

[That's... not entirely true, but sure. Close enough.]

[pighead]

oh so you actually do wanna get some youre just not allowed

man that sucks

[tongueamok]

That's not at all what I said.

[pighead]

its cool man you can be honest with me

[tongueamok]

I am being honest, and this is not an appropriate topic to be discussing!

[pighead]

whats not appropriate about it

[tongueamok]

All of it. What someone does in their most private moments, and whom they do it with, is none of your concern.

[pighead]

'whom'

wow youre a nerd

[tongueamok]

What? What now? What's wrong with 'whom'?

[pighead]

makes it sound like you keep an entire dictionary up your butt

[tongueamok]

It's just a word!