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hail and well met good citizens of hadriel! i am magnus burnsides, and i am new to this whole. thing. this thing i am holding in my hands. sorry if i make any weird faux pas i was literally born yesterday. i am but a babe in this land of science fiction.

this is beside my point here but there are a LOT of weird things in these houses?? does anyone know what these machines are for?? i tried pressing some buttons but now the place just smells like bad eggs?

anyway the point is:
is there any way to get back something the door didnt bring with you? like a special weapon or beloved pet or dwarven cleric? does the door do delivery basically is what im asking here. can i order take out from the door. can i special order fries from the door.

i know i just have a ton of questions and nothing really useful to offer in return. tell you what, ill make you a sweet wooden duck or something as thanks. willing to be flexible on the shape of the wooden item. alternately if you got something made of wood and its broken i can take care of that for ya. help me and ill help you?

ok thanks love you see you!

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reverse counterpoint: you'd need to make about a dozen nice chairs to be able to afford one of those things not worth it in my opinion also why would you want anything these assholes are offering they kidnapped you and now they're trying to turn you into their emotional battery why do you want to enable their shit?

yeah they sound like real jerks.
but i diiiid just escape a place where some people were trying to fuel their powers with my suffering, sooooo
i mean, comparatively, this is way better. and all i had to do to get out of that was possess a wooden mannequin.

i'm picking up a wood theme with you does that make you a carpenter or something? because from the way you were going on about weapons and clerics, i thought you were some kind of warrior granted, i don't know what kind of warrior makes wooden ducks. or eats fries.

i can be a carpenter and a warrior at the same time!
i'm very multidimensional. and everyone likes fries.

can't argue with that. i've never met someone who didn't like fries. [Yep, even him.]
what were you hoping to get back from the door anyway? the dwarf was pretty oddly specific, just so you know

yyyyeah the dwarf is kinda. our responsibility.
he's our friend and third member of our trio but now here we are
dos lonely boys
out without a healer.
so i was thinking either him or my pet goldfish steven or my favorite axe.
i kinda came in dick out with nothing to lose. everything to gain.

do you normally put your friends on the same level as your pets

[Maybe it's a sweetass fish, though. Or he doesn't get along with the guy as much as he does his other friend. Who can tell?]

well, out of all of that, the axe seems like it'd be the easiest to get back or at least find a decent enough replacement for it it wasn't blessed or anything like that, was it?

Edited 2017-05-19 18:36 (UTC)

merle is my very good friend and i love him but steven is my responsibility and i kind of left him in a... hellroom full of invisi-beasts in the back of a fantasy costco.
oops?
annnnd the axe was not really "blessed" per se but it was hella magical.
had the power to fell a tree in one swipe and also looked dope doing it.
i got another axe from the armory and i don't even know its name yet but it's no railsplitter.

i don't know what boggles the mind more: that you'd just throw that under the "oops" category, or that there's actually a world out there where magic and costco exist side-by-side

[Because this is the second time he's brought it up so it can't be a fluke or some sort of deranged fever dream, this is the REAL DEAL.]

there seems to be enough magic users here to help out with that maybe you could get one of them to enspell it?

Edited 2017-05-21 05:27 (UTC)

look, technically it wasn't my fault. the door decided to get me with my knickers down. i came in fully empty.

[And Magnus is a little annoyed that he's apparently the only one this happened to. He's starting to feel singled out here.]

i've got a magic friend but his thing is more turning stuff into other stuff.
so i guess consider me on the market for a good magicking.

well at least the fish doesn't have to put up with this stupid shit, so one of you got lucky

[Assuming it's not dead. It's probably dead.]

how many ducks would you price one of those at? just in case i decide to ask around for you

yeah, true.
steven experiences a full range of emotion and maybe bringing him here to be spooked a bunch for godpower would be unethical treatment of animals.

[He's joking it off, but he's sincerely worried about his fish. He loves that thing, okay.]

hell, i'd make a fancy chair or something if someone enchanted an axe for me.
as long as they want it and it's made of wood i can make it for them.

i never thought i'd argue for a fish's pride, but maybe he's tougher than you think he is. a group of asswipes with god complexes feels like it'd be the next step up from a bunch of invisible monsters. logical progression, or something.

[Ehhh, throw the dude a bone, why not.]

i'll keep an eye out. i'm sure there's someone who would do it for less.

yeah...
you're right. steven can hold his own. probably.
i don't really know the details on his powers but he is technically also a magic fish. like that should be noted. for the record.

[Magnus isn't even 100% sure Steven's not immortal.]

thanks dude! hey, uh, i'm always bad about forgetting to ask this, but what's your name anyway?

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