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[werewolfing]

So, word on the street from everyone's favorite whiny god is that if we form a group to fight off the monsters when the Door opens instead of making him chase them around, we all get prizes. Or something. You know how these guys are.

Anyway, I'm not a fighter, but I bet there's a bunch of you who are real good at killing things. Maybe you should form a club. I'll provide cookies if I can get my roommate to teach me how to make em.

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[murderpotato]

EVEN FUCKIN GODS CAN COUNT.

I AINT GOT A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEYRE DOING TAKING OUT A FEW MONSTERS, BUT I GOT A WHOLE LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS MOOCHING OFF OUR FUCKIN MISERY AND THEN TURNIN AROUND AND SAYING THAT WE'RE ASKIN FOR TOO MUCH BECAUSE WE WANT TO NOT DIE OF FUCKIN STARVING

SO IF THEY AINT TOO GOOD AT GETTIN THE CONCEPT, MAYBE WE NEED TO TEACH THE LESSON DIFFERENT, IF YOU GET ME

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[werewolfing]

more snacks more better is a great theory, but let's not overestimate anyone here.

the whiny one who feeds us mooches off our hope, so he's probably pretty hungry most of the time because lemme tell you he couldn't even give a fuck about the art of emotional manipulation, unlike his friends. the ones who mooch off our misery and anger keep their mouths shut and just do shit. smart.

i get you, but i don't get how you think you'd get to them.

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[murderpotato]

NONE OF THEM ARE GETTING A WHOLE FUCK OF A LOT OUT OF ME, EXCEPT MAYBE THE BITCH

BUT I AINT TOO SURE THAT THE WHINY ASSHOLE'S AS STUPID AS HE ACTS. THAT LAST ROUND OF BULLSHIT, WITH THE COFFINS? EVERYBODY GOT A LITTLE FUCKIN SOMETHING OUT OF THAT, AND ID BE REAL FUCKIN SURPRISED IF IT WERENT PLANNED LIKE THAT

SO ILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN IVE FUCKIN FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET TO ALL OF EM

[If it exists, Gren will try to punch it.]

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[werewolfing]

yeah, i know they all did. it was pretty fuckin clever, all the way around. glad i'm not the only one who noticed.

but the whiny one always gets the short end of the stick, because it's way harder to make people have good feelings than bad ones. he's practically feeding rage for free just by talking.

your answer isn't punching, is it? because i don't think you can punch a god.

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[murderpotato]

ONE FUCKIN WAY TO FIND OUT

[GREN NO.]

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[werewolfing]

that is such a terrible idea. i'm just stating that for the record, cause i know you're gonna go do whatever the fuck you want. i know that cause you're just like one of my drunk uncles whose names i always forget because we see each other like once every five years.

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[murderpotato]

YOU GOT ONE FUCKED UP FAMILY THEN

BUT YOU AINT FUCKIN WRONG

[He will 100% do whatever the fuck he wants, poor life choice or not.]

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[werewolfing]

i'd say you have no idea, but maybe actually you do.

just don't lose your other arm i hear they're pretty handy to have.

[he's not sorry for that terrible, terrible pun.]

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[murderpotato]

BITE ME

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[werewolfing]

do you taste like bacon marinated in jack daniels?

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[murderpotato]

FUCKIN TRY IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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[werewolfing]

it was just a question, god. i only bite when asked nicely.

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[murderpotato]

FUCKIN GOOD FOR YOU KID

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[werewolfing]

thanks i appreciate your support drunkle

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[murderpotato]

THE FUCK IS A DRUNKLE

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[werewolfing]

a drunk uncle of course

what else would it be

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[murderpotato]

IF ONLY I WAS FUCKIN DRUNK RIGHT NOW

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[werewolfing]

there's gotta be some way to fix that

if you find out what it is let me know

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[murderpotato]

MAYBE THE WHINY ASSHOLE WILL START HANDIN OUT HANDLES FOR PRIZES

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[werewolfing]

now THAT would be a good day. a very good day indeed

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[murderpotato]

ITD BE A FUCKIN START, ANYWAY